carefree cryptic killjoy

Thread of Tik Toks that I love: I'll start with this

This Taco Bell that I’ve been sitting in for over an hour, alone, waiting for my car to be done at the auto shop just started playing Life is a Highway. Maybe everything will be okay LMAO

I forgot just how much I hate The Customers and this job is good in all aspects except that I have to interact w The Customers 😔🫡

Crazy how many people think that not voting is actually cool and better than voting. If I see one more person say “that’s why I don’t vote” I’m gonna scream

“There’s options! There’s 3 kinds of meat!” Cool 😀 I’ll eat this lime wedge

Normalize getting a meat-free option if you’re feeding the whole company 🙃

I haven’t been able to get testosterone all year because apparently my NV Medicaid confirmed with my old CA insurance that I’m still on that plan. I have not been with Kaiser in 4 years. I have not been IN CA FOR 3 YEARS- why tf is Kaiser saying they are my primary provider

I’m so sick of playing the games that health insurance companies set up- I’m tired of the American health system. It does more to hurt than help.

Shout out to my body for throwing up straight bile this morning right after I woke up- that’s really what I needed on top of everything else rn

Y’all ever do duolingo in tears? Can’t let that streak go 💪🏻🥲

God damn this has some kick to it

@Starbulletz Bro HUH I’m comin rn to hold him down for u

Shit in the house and you’re not making dinner to your wife and son?? Are you fucking kidding me??

Mans was black out drunk last night, I thought he was going to hit my sister and then he has the audacity to come into my room and be like oh I put the pasta downstairs for you like WHAT AM I MAKING DINNER?? Because at no fucking point did anyone ask me if I was making dinner1/2

Pls 💀 not him explaining it to me

Went to a new plug and I left like 30 mins ago and bro just texted me a cup pong game 💀

(I had an extra $10 cash after errands and he happened to be picking up lmao)

God exists and his name is Gerardo 🫶🏻

It’s been a whole week since I’ve had a dab and idk how sober bitches do this. I am Not meant to raw dog this life- I am Praying for weed money bc I cannot do this any longer lmfao

I thought I was ready for all the side effects of testosterone but no one told me it would cost me my ability to scream sing lyrics the same way- every time I do I go into a coughing fit and/or gag 💀

*to the tune of Fly by Sugar Ray* Iiiiii just wanna die 🕺🏻🎶

It would be so so so so cool of my job to stop cutting hours 😀 I’m gonna kms - I have bills to pay I’m begging pls