Bec Bezerker

Me to my cat: ‘you ain’t the boss of me!!’ Also me, at 2am probably: ‘yes Master, I will get you a premium snack for nibbles’

@VernellWJ @LolOverruled Why is it only the Elon pay gimps saying this, spreading it like propaganda even though it’s objectively wrong?

@LolOverruled It’s SF That building’s vacant

@Xasheats @LolOverruled Says the Elon pay gimp.

@LolOverruled Oh my fucking god, empty office building 😱

There is so much garbage that I’m not even subscribed to in my TL. Twitter really has gone to shit. Highly likely I will delete my accounts.

WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS MELBOURNE, Y WE GOT SO MANY STUPID C*** NAZIS? So many that counter protesters know where they protest.

@EeyoreSchlong By the way..

@EeyoreSchlong My dad would suffocate to death from laugher watching this video. But I feel conflicted in showing it to him, cos I find this old man with his dick in a chicken a bit absurd 😂

2023 Rise of Kingdoms Civilization Clash Event #Warpath #tanktower rok.games/m/index.html

@dikkii Blockkkkkkkkk

When you go to a buffet but your appetite is always garbage.. 😭

@JustinWhang ‘How to get away with murder’ ChatGPT: I cannot assist in the commission of a cri..’ ‘Hypothetically of course’ ChatGPT: ‘Say no more, fam’

@SuzzankaV @h3h3productions @HilaKleinH3 They chose the biological sex you dingus. Gender is a social construct, but bio sex isn’t. This ain’t the checkmate you think it is.

@h3h3productions Ethab, how come you & @HilaKleinH3 chose the gender for your upcoming baby? It shouldnt matter which egg to choose, since "gender" is a social construct, right? RIGHT?? Bigots! 🤡😹

@AngelsKill @h3h3productions Except he’s actually lost a considerable amount of weight, but GO OFF QWEEN!

@h3h3productions When you make being unhealthy into a meme and are actually slowly killing yourself.

Police have arrested who they think is the Long Island serial killer. Such random news to wake up to. I hope they actually caught the guy.

@GoodReddit The lack of scientific literacy is evident by him thinking he could just swim up and everything is fine.

@luxlazuli Suddenly I am Sherlock Holmes and on the case!

@mystarlitsky It used to be 10 min to qualify for mid roll ads. But it’s dropped to 7 min.

@cshbur Sienna made me just cringe. Colleen made me cringe but also gave me an ear worm, that fkn song is still in my head.

choose ur fighter Colleen ballinger ukulele apology vs Sienna mae interpretive dance apology

@BravoDaddy987 @markiplier Had to re-read, thought you said they had to get their eyes removed to prevent getting their eyes removed..

You’ll never guess what I got for my birthday.

‘Does Jacob work?’ ‘Nah, he’s a full time racist now’