Galaxy Xippy Rodriguez

This is MY ACCOUNT NOW! 😼🖤 All hail! Galaxy I Am, & So Can You! #KittyTakeover #CuteCats #MotivationalCat

This is why we keep the estrogen high in my household where we chew on pens & write Sapphic poetry. #CatsVsDogs #Cats

Someday I’ll get my own 3D-printed prosthetic for my back left missing paw, but enjoying this furball’s eye will do for now. 😹😽🐾👀 #CuteCat #SpecialNeeds #DisabledCats

If I can be adopted with three paws, as a buy-one-get-one-free cat (I WAS A BOGO CAT! I was the *free* cat), this big guy is sure to find a home, too. 😹😽🐾

Happy Birthday, @dreifca! Did you see that I took over my hooman’s account & now go deeper than IG, even questioning iGod?! 😹👑🐾 Hope you’re having the time of your life on your hero’s journey, wherever you are in this wide world, as you start your new year. MEOW!

Are you there, AirDrop? It’s me, phone & computer. We’re right next to each other, but you seem elusive, like you don’t exist. This bubble wrap is far more responsive, though far less almighty. Galaxy I am, & so can you question iGod. 😼🖤👑 #CuteAnimals #CuteCats #AreYouThereGod

Weekends are for being cute & jungle chic, snuggling with the memories of when you were once a big black panther cat. Galaxy I am, & so can you dream your own ancient jungle dreams. 😼🖤🐈‍⬛ #JungleCat #CuteCat #Chic

I play with pens, plastic forks, & string, but I don’t mess with holidays. It’s also over 95° here in LaLa Land today, so fork it, I’m going home. Galaxy I am, & so can you have a Happy Labor Day weekend, however you safely celebrate. 😼🖤🐾 #CuteCat #LaborDayWeekend #Hollywood

Right there—that’s the spot! Now, if you move, I will draw blood. 😹🔪 Galaxy I am, & so can you enjoy a tender millisecond with your hooman. 😼🖤 #CuteCats #Awkward #GrumpyCat

Is this how you do cozy? ‘Cause I’m not sure. 😹 I’m normally ruling my Queendom, so this will work for now. Galaxy I am, & so can you find what cozy means to you, even if it changes in every moment! 😼🖤👑 #CozyCat #CuteCat #Motivational

You don’t always have to be a ray of freaking sunshine! All vibes are good vibes. If someone says otherwise, I’ll claw them! 😹🐾 Galaxy I am, & so can you love all your emotional capacity! 😼🖤 #CuteCats #IntenseCats #Motivational

Thin might be in, but fat is where it’s at! (At least that’s what my mentor always tells me. 😹) Galaxy I am, & so can you love your booty no matter how big or small it is! 😼🖤 #FatCat #MotivationalCat #BodyPositivity

Who dis? New profile pics! Galaxy I am, & so can you take over your hooman’s Twitter account & bling your pics with CROWNS! 😼🖤👑 #MeowMeowLife #QueenCat

What are you looking at? Remember that laziness is just relaxation judged! A wise man once said that & now so am I. #MotivationalCat #WiseWords #CuteCats

With movie lovers everywhere pleading to #SaveTheARCLIGHT, everyone in Los Angeles is especially concerned about Hollywood’s landmark CineramaDome! Can it be saved?? @jeffconway writes about it for @Forbes HERE: forbes.com/sites/jeffconw…

Popping my head into the Twittersphere w/a dose of light & rarity lipsticking-up in quarantine to wish you all a very Merry Christmas. I also want to remind you that #PhantomThread is a damn good #Christmas film, not just Die Hard! And BEHOLD! A mantle is born. #ChristmasMovies

Happy Halloween, beautiful freaks & film geeks. #requiemforcinema #Halloween2020

This is how you internet. #WholesomeAF

More good news from 2020 😂 #MakingThatGreen #SetLife