victoria smith

@kelslaw hahahahahahah I love your mom

I'm ...the laziest person IN THE WORLD

@saraschalliol yeah I think she probably does. also, dates = gone --> May 5-10 and leave again May 31...pretty much forever in your mind.

@kelslaw what the hell kind of pants are you subjecting yourself to? p.s. pee pee party 09 when you return.

I swam in fish pee for 5 days and all I got was this ear drum infection

@hailpixel yep. mmmmmm marinated and sun fried with a side of bacteria

broke.

@saraschalliol suuuuuuuuuuup

I am the queen of doing everything in my power to make it impossible to do what is absolutely neccessary. :(

seahorse limbo?

@KingDannyRange Same please let me know if you find a way to get ahold of her. I’m distraught. I would pay whatever needed to get someone out there in a boat? Helicopter?

@nativetongues23 Please help me find my mom I can pay you

Holy fuck fort meyers. Prayers up. I’m sure ill be over there soon with the FL National Guard. 🙏🏽

@mikebettes @weatherchannel PLEASE I NEED HELP TO FIND MY MOM. in ft meyers was in bathtub taking shelter1st floor condo 75, had phone fully charged was updating regularly until 6 ET all calls go direct to vm can’t get police/ Red Cross desperate to find/ get her to safety. Afraid she is trapped or worse.

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whoa. it's been awhile.

trying to be less lazy

poop

@JoeBetsill yeah get rid of it

@modality wow. thank you for bringing the PETA thing to my attention. seriously made my day.