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Every day I wake up feeling one in 5 million knowing I’m the only one in Wisconsin who knows how to use their blinkers

Deep dish “pizza” is just lasagna in a bread bowl. No thanks

Imagine sneezing as a NASCAR driver

@LuKe_BeCkEr6 @jake_seim Facts

You would think these treasure hunting TV shows would just hire Nicholas Cage sooner or later to find it

@TeddyFanPage_5 Fair, but also years beating up on Cutler, Ponder, and Stafford in the North wasn't a hard playoff route

@TeddyFanPage_5 I'm taking 40 year old Brees over 35 year old Rodgers right now hands down

@TeddyFanPage_5 I'm taking 40 year old Brees over 35 year old Rodgers right now hands down

When you haven’t studied in months, gone out every weekend, gotten at most 4 hours of sleep a night, but study 1 hour for the final and think you’ll do fine but fail miserably

Growing up I thought getting my tongue stuck on metal in the winter would be a bigger problem than it has

Japan cybersecurity and Olympics minister: 'I've never used a computer' reut.rs/2QEVaap

Every Time Elizabeth Warren Has Lied About Her Native American Heritage: (Thread) 1. Elizabeth Warren self-identified as a "Native American" in the The Association of American Law Schools Directory of law professors in every edition printed between 1986 -1995.

This post in my neighborhood FB group is getting absolutely destroyed

Sometimes when I eat M&M's, I like to hold two M&M's between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one cracks. I eat the cracked one and the other becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M and force it to compete with the champion in a game of M&M gladiators

@lukebecker18 How many you need?

Slangin Spinners. DM for prices 💦

I do this until I run out of M&M's and when there is one left standing, I send a letter to the Mars brand with the champion M&M and a note that reads: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

@NConyard I have every episode recorded at my house

Just a reminder that Net Neutrality passed two months ago and magically we're still here