pretty anonymous

I just realised that sims is called sims because it’s short for simulation and now everything makes sense

‘You’ is just the sequel to gossip girl in which Dan Humphrey turns out to be a psycho

Coriander sucks

If u buy dis u a mug

How is coroline a pg, this creepy shit should be a 15

People who voted for brexit are the same ones who voted for Laura and Paul ffs #loveisland

Okay turns out we have a plane now soz for the hate @Ryanair but still a joke

@ mosquitos, pls stop biting me

@Ryanair why is my flight delayed for 8 hours and why were we never informed that the staff where on strike until 10 minutes before we were meant to be in the air..

@Ryanair thankyou so much for delaying my flight by 8 hours? I just love sitting on a dirty Italian airport floor until 12:45 am Lots of love Your no longer customer 💓

I watch too much friends