James KѠεsi Debra

A Nigerian engineer once told me something I haven’t stopped thinking about. He said, “The day I got my offer letter from Amsterdam, my colleague reported me to HR.” I asked him why. He said, “Because I was about to earn in one month what he’d earned in three years.” Then he said, “And the worst part? I understood him.”

First lecture of the semester. Dr. Fashola is taking attendance. He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice. Nobody answers. He marks it present both times. Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly: "Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow." Then he moves straight on. No explanation. Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all. We looked at each other. Nobody spoke. The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.

@femiogunmade @f1_naija Watch Football!!

@f1_naija What are we going to do with this mid-term break in #F1 ???

@ashvarro Monaco!!!!!!!

You can have free tickets for life to one race track, which are you picking.

You want to use overall team results to discredit Bruno Fernandes? Let's do one for you then. Over 10 years of photography journalism, Mr. Pictures (Pooja) hasn't used his photos to win any of the following awards; 1. World Press Photo Awards 2. Sony World Photography Awards 3. Hasselblad Award 4. Prix Pictet 5. Leica Oskar Barnack Award 6. Hamdan International Photography Award 7. International Photography Awards 8. Lucie Awards 9. Royal Photographic Society Awards 10. Shpilman International Prize for Excellence in Photography 11. AOP Photography Awards 12. Communication Arts Photography Competition 13. LensCulture Photography Awards 14. PX3 Prix de la Photographie Paris 15. Monochrome Photography Awards 16. Fine Art Photography Awards 17. ND Awards 18. International Color Awards 19. Black & White Spider Awards 20. One Eyeland Photography Awards 21. Wildlife Photographer of the Year 22. Nature Photographer of the Year 23. BigPicture Natural World Photography Competition 24. European Wildlife Photographer of the Year 25. Asferico International Nature Photography Competition 26. Bird Photographer of the Year 27. Underwater Photographer of the Year 28. Travel Photographer of the Year 29. International Landscape Photographer of the Year 30. Landscape Photographer of the Year 31. Epson International Pano Awards 32. Siena International Photo Awards 33. Siena Drone Photo Awards 34. Aerial Photography Awards 35. World Sports Photography Awards 36. Pink Lady Food Photographer of the Year 37. iPhone Photography Awards 38. Mobile Photography Awards 39. International Garden Photographer of the Year 40. Ansel Adams Award for Conservation Photography 41. Fogtdal Photographers Award 42. Taylor Wessing Photo Portrait Prize 43. Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize 44. National Geographic Photo Contest 45. Renaissance Photography Prize 46. Life Framer Photography Prize 47. Chromatic Awards 48. Tokyo International Foto Awards 49. Moscow International Foto Awards 50. Budapest International Foto Awards. Quantity photos.

@__nanaos E dey remind of FIFA days wey you go start to blame pad when you dey lose

max dey lie nothing do the car 😂😂😂😂😂

There's an argument that this is the BEST podium EVER 🥹😂

Hamilton goes by Leclerc without power National Grid could never !! #F1 #ChineseGP

@f1_naija Hewuuuu!! Innocent national grid!!

@Ebuka Lol I think say na only me but those Mercs have a superior car this season ngl

These Ferraris want to kill me this morning 😭

@olajidejamesk @Ebuka Those Mercs have a better advantage tbh The only way to stop them is if they crash or if they perform badly in the rain else we're in for a Merc 1,2 and Ferrari 3,4 all season.

@Ebuka I strongly believe that they would have made p2 p3 if they did not start that battle

It's matchday at Old Trafford 😍

@ashvarro Hello Hopefully Ferrari can steal a win today

hi to f1 fans only

@gksworld @fiagirly @fullstopcth It's mind blowing Leclerc and Hamilton should be dusting these guys with their constant explosive start. The Merc guys surely know something that the others don't

@fiagirly @fullstopcth Mercedes (minus the power unit) somehow already; 1) Know how to deploy better 2) Know when and where to deploy Were they taught this as part of training too? Even with 10 seconds penalty Kimi still finished 5th Even with the Ferrari burst they still overtake the Ferraris

LEWIS HAMILTON’S INSANE SPRINT START 🔥😭

Russell takes the top spot 👏 These are our Sprint point-scorers in Shanghai 📊⬇️ #F1Sprint #ChineseGP @Gatorade

It's Kimi Antonelli who will lead the field away! 👏 Here's how the drivers will line up for tomorrow's Chinese Grand Prix ⬇️ #F1 #ChineseGP

Kimi 🤗 Lewis #F1 #ChineseGP

How close was this! 🤯 Leclerc and Hamilton did not leave much margin between them in this battle 👀 #F1Sprint #ChineseGP

Just started following #F1 for the first time ever and I feel like I've made a mistake picking #FerrariFW26 as the team to fan and support 😔 But these Merc guys, wetin dem dey drink? Coz I can't understand why Ferrari has an explosive start but Merc ends up ahead always

@RealKing_dave @Mikeliberation Imagine say na your sister or someone you know dey that position You go talk this thing wey you talk??

@Mikeliberation But wetin those guys do, e sharp If she dey find comforter, make she go meet Holy Spirit When relationship dey sweet am, she no remember u oo😂 Abeg make she shift

Around 1:30am in my hostel back in university, someone knocked on our door. Three slow knocks. My roommate and I looked at each other because everyone in the block was already asleep. He whispered, “Who could that be by this time?” The knocking came again. I got up and asked, “Who’s there?” A girl’s voice replied softly, “Please open the door.” We opened it… and saw one of the quietest girls in the hostel corridor standing there, holding a bag. Her first words were: “Please, can I stay here tonight? I just broke up with my boyfriend.” My roommate looked at me and said, "guy we don't have c0ndom" The girl overhead it, hissed and left.