jake gyllenhaal too well

Hannah Baker was a visionary. Killing myself so everybody has no choice but to listen to my dogshit podcast

@FanSince09 Man I forgot about westerns days, just a full Saturday of being bored out of my mind. It felt like almost the exact same scene for 10 hours straight. Didn't realize other ppl experienced this.

Remember how your dad would sit and watch westerns all day and it was the worst most boring thing you could imagine, and how pretty much that whole genre died bc it was considered for older men and younger audiences weren’t interested? Thats Star Wars now for most kids. It’s the thing dad likes that’s lame.

good words

@spoozpriest @FlorioGina I may goon to it tho that is not a definitive answer to the question I'll admit

@FlorioGina does she look great tho? ...does she?

Most of Mindy Kaling's early career was full of punchlines and witty comebacks about how she would never lose weight because she was content with her curves and disinterested in conforming to the unfair beauty standards. Now she says she achieved her drastic weight loss by "food moderation," hiking, and strength training. The fat celebs and influencers only hid behind the battle cry of body positivity in the past because they couldn't conform to the beauty standards. But now that Ozempic is here, they can and so they do. Good for her, she looks great. But let's not pretend this is due to hiking.

@desertstar333 @Skinwalker5110 I remember my older sister's bf shamed my for using this look for my thps character. I was mortified but I did torch his high score

@Skinwalker5110 I remember it being a skateboarding thing in my timeline

Remember when people wore a long sleeve tshirt under a short sleeve tshirt and it meant you liked music.

@JoelEmbiid “Joel Embiid? The gooner?”

@Spill_Eviction She wanted me to sin spill eviction

I’m not complaining but what was the strategic advantage of taking off her clothes lol

@RayDunne975 @TheNFTPadrino Just apologize ray. Now.

@TheNFTPadrino I’m probably the biggest Howard fan there is, there will be no slander from me

In Ryan Howard’s 58 home run season, he hit his 20th HR on June 5th. In Aaron Judge’s 62 home run season, he hit his 20th HR on June 3rd. In Barry Bond’s 73 home run season, he his 20th HR on May 19th. Tonight, on May 15th, Kyle Schwarber hit his 20th HR of the season.

@aakashgupta I knew all of this already bc i am a Zenhead

The 14-year-old in this photo is now earning $1 million per episode on HBO and signed a $12 million deal for Christopher Nolan's next film. She got there by doing something no Disney Channel kid had done before. Shake It Up paid Zendaya roughly $47,000 per episode. The show ended in 2013. Disney came back to her at 16 with a pilot called Super Awesome Katy. Most teen stars sign the deal and call their agent on the way home. She didn't sign. She handed Disney a list. Rename the show. The family on screen has to be Black. The character can't sing, can't dance, can't be "artistically inclined" because every Disney lead breaks into a song by episode four. And she gets a producer credit. At 16. Disney said yes to all of it. The show premiered as K.C. Undercover in January 2015. That producer credit at 16 is the entire story. From there: Spider-Man Homecoming, Greatest Showman, Euphoria, two Outstanding Lead Actress Emmys by 26, both Dune films, and Challengers at $10 million on a $55 million budget. That's 18% of the film going to a former Disney sitcom kid. Euphoria Season 3 just opened to 8.5 million viewers in 72 hours at $1 million per episode. The part nobody talks about: her TV per-episode rate went from $47K to $1M over 12 years. Her film salary multiplied 33x from Homecoming to Challengers. The Disney pipeline produces dozens of teen stars per decade. One built ownership at 16 and compounded it for 13 straight years. Every kid star talks about "doing it differently." Zendaya actually did it.

@PanasonicDX4500 This is bron level lying

@Phil_Lewis_ They're actually called Waymos bc there's "way mo" than necessary. Lol.

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers wsbtv.com/news/local/atl…

Panera would be a beautiful name for a girl

@GORMTHEOLD25 @kevin_nealon @grok is this fake

@kevin_nealon He's disgusting. Here is a video of him eating fried chicken and crashing his car

I don't think Conan is funny. He knows this. I text him that everyday at 7 am. He's very lucky, very very lucky, very lucky. He's a fraud. Am I jealous? No not at all. Of what, red hair and freckles? No. I'm tall too.

Dianna Russini’s husband making her breakfast in bed this morning for Mother’s Day

@JoeFortenbaugh Overshot it. Keep your feet on the ground, nvr needed to jump for it. Exactly wat my hs football coach would have told me if I had made the football team I assume.

This right here is why we invented slow motion replay

Dianna and mike probly miss each other so bad

@Dizzy_3D Yo man come kill me alright

I’ll still sit in silence sometimes to this day lmao

@thechaibrary @ParmaJawnCheese Legitimately game is coming down to the wire and im thinking to myself "his hair isn't real"

@ParmaJawnCheese that’s all i think about all game long

Yall remember when Jaylen’s hair was rubbing off on everybody at the beginning of the season

@PanasonicDX4500 I believed he might die yes

It's not even a "he didn't care enough" situation; I once saw his head bounce off the court so hard I thought for sure he might die and I think he missed maybe ten minutes.

I honestly don't get when we all started hated on Tobias Harris. Like it was terrible having him on the Sixers but I'm supposed to be mad he said yes when someone offered him $180 million?

Sixers come back from 3-1 vs the Celtics. First win vs the Celtics in my entire life. Vindicated.