krustin binson

Since justin’s been in a cast I’ve been referring to myself as a single mom of 3.

I have never needed a devilled egg more

@SaintJohnPickle & 2 packs of smokes

word on the street about armed standoff on wright street is buddy live streamed it on facebook and was only asking for a big mac & some percocet we love you saint john

Kids just don’t flip you off from the back of the school bus like they used to and that’s sad

I ignored their letters and calls so Stats Can showed up at the door with a gun

the children yearn for the mines

I have acquired the MSG

Me, deadpan: do you know what the ‘ick’ is? Justin, using two hands to shove popcorn into his mile-wide mouth: WAH BAB?

i don’t even know what iphone i’m using right now they need to RELAX

@RayDoesData He also cleaned the unfinished part of the basement. You just never know what concrete the in laws will want to inspect

My parents are coming to stay tomorrow night so we’re obv cleaning the house… someone tell me why justin is SWEEPING the (detached) GARAGE and DRIVEWAY

@corey_rk 😂

@garbage_binns Full rendition you say?

No son you’re still cute, it’s just the way you walked away during my full rendition of Eminem’s Without Me that kinda surprised me

@weirdlilguys @ robyn

them: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me:

I’ll be sure to check all the closets tonight while lucid and maybe that’ll cut out some time

Like no you didn’t forget the baby in the basement, it’s a concrete floor how could that even happen

My body will turn my most exhausted nights into a night of sleep walking. Rest you dumb bitch. Like you are so dumb

@Robo_shanono My family thought your outfit was fab