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i'm so sick of having to get my cheesecake, burlington coats and old spaghetti from completely separate factories

@JacsonBevens jacson i just checked some advanced metrics and ran the numbers and it looks like we’re going to the mf super bowl

what a ballclub

TODAY: - pissed some body off - got my ass kicked - Pissed myself - got piss kicked into my ass - ANd its only 2:01 AM.

Hey man I'm sorry I damaged some of your books by stomping on them. I thought I could jump into them. I thought they were worlds

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AN EXCUSE TO POST THIS.

ever heard of the knife alien

scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien

*making nervous smalltalk as Anubis weighs my heart

need coffee

[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?

i no longer care about "nutting" . i want to serve in the national guard , as a real estate agent

oh you think its funny that 300 iq males are crashing their teslas & being cooked alive by some weird type of fire thats immune to firemen

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Love Yourself A Fire A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II My first of many. Out now. youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0

@SeanMGagne @JacsonBevens L take + opinion irrelevant due to flag in bio + not paying 30% of our cap for a QB + two 100-yard receivers + yet another game-winning drive

He is still not as athletic as you need him to be, it really would take him to the next level we will just never see. That free run at him at the end of the half for a sack just can’t happen. Either audible to pick up that blitz or you need a QB who can make a guy miss 1 on 1. He’s playing great but we will always get a let down in an area of athleticism.

Geno haters all scurried back under their rocks today

public art not only allows a city's people to reflect its creative abilities onto the built environment, but uplifts the spirit of residents and visitors alike

i’ve received an omen — nay, a blessing — from the football gods, and it whispers… GO HONKS