Gregg Greenlegs

@memechaotic "If I were to walk from here to the ocean, how far would I get before I died from exposure?"

Got me felling like the Forest Gump.

some shit you’d genuinely watch leafy or pyro call cancer for 10 minutes in 2016

@minnano_dougaww That's how you know you made good armor when the idea of it moving on its own is terrifying.

サウロンの鎧を組み立てている最中に心臓が止まりかけた男性、これは間違いなくビビる

@washghost1 I worked in a restaurant with 3 floors + a basement. A guy walked in with a ladder saying "I'm here to fix the door" and without question I sent him right in. There were dozens of old shitty doors. Guy had access to everything with just 6 words.

Apparently you can get in anywhere with a ladder and a clipboard

@SquidViciousMMA Everything he said about Burt is why I like Burt

Frank rants after taking over Burt's YouTube #fishtanklive #fishtank #frankhassle

Mexican oregano smells like a pencil case full of band aids

@Bus1ne55men @Emegothefirst And letting the monster under the bed get my foot? Never

@Emegothefirst This is solved by hanging a single leg out the bed & planting one foot on the floor

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

@noonshake @ShinDarkBoy I kinda wanna see Burt host. Can't be any worse than Bam, who wound up just being a freeloader. Burt fearlessly delivers lines and follows directions. He's also scary in his own way, which a Fishtank host needs.

Sam is doing his Jet impression and has probably lurked in /ftl/. #fishtankdotlive #fishtanklive

@LASHYBILLS He's got the legit stainless steel inserts. I trust him. He's probably a real cook. Only now he's getting all the value from his labor

Should you eat from the back a trunkbachi

A Florida man has a line of people ready to taste his Trunkbachi fried rice🍽️👨🏿‍🍳🔥

@vortmax79 Joopy it is, I guess

"should I call you Joopy..." "okay dude...chill. Go back to bed." #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

"Who are you people?" "We've been in the basement the whole time. The basement of the basement actually." #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

@ShitpostReels Don't forget you can do this any time you ride your bike

Made a compilation of the most goated TTS'er from season 5. "EAT MY BLACK ASS THROUGH MY JORTS!" #fishtanklive

Just a lil #fishtanklive to get me through my day

@oldmanwithcoin That hurt my back to watch

>binx & laura chase alex b >alex b falls down the stairs like an idiot >pretends he is okay #fishtanklive 🐟

Wood = Weak, Fall = Dead #fishtanklive

@RSTYCG That gun is smaller than a goldfish bruh

A sad day today. My bloated giant goldfish died. Quite large. Gun for reference

"how to talk a conspiracy nut out of roping" by Bongo #fishtanklive 🐟