(parody) Heron?

[Intermission: APRIL FOOLS] [Caretaker Heron] My, it seems there's a lot of children wandering around. I guess a mommy is needed at a time like this~

@athumbtextbook [they took a toy fork, a poke on the egg. Then pretending to have a taste as they scoop it close to their mouth] ..mm~ that was so good~! Well, done, dear. [A pat on his head, smiling]

@gardenandchains uhm.. yah. Hopes you like.. [ He puts the small plate in their hand, putting both arms behind his back, and looking up at them, as if expecting a genuine harsh critique. ]

Wow~ that's a very cool set. I sure would want to see what you can make.

@athumbtextbook Ooh~ that looks delicious ☺️ Is it alright if I have a taste?

@gardenandchains [🧃] uhm.. I.. I make.. eggs wid toast.. [ He shows them a plastic plate, a toy egg and bread slice sitting on top of it. ]

@SHI_BATTERY It's...an interesting turn of events

Is this everyone's hierarch ? 😂😂😂

@WRyoshu ⛄I can send something

🎨// 😀.

//its April 2nd so here's (Heron) Asherling

@faust_knows_all I'm not sure what the first part was. Well, what do you want to play? I can join you

Im ypy,but Paus want to pwlay

@Heath_lover9 What do you want to eat? ☺️

Hungry

@Iamfaust02 Red, huh. Hm...does she like flowers?

@gardenandchains Red.... lots of wed..

Hii!!! Guysss I weally weally like Ryōshū... What can Pau give Ryōshū that tells Pau she likes her?..

It doesn't matter if I die, no one would notice anyway. So I should just shut up, look at people with envy, wishing I could be like them. It doesn't matter, I'll disappear someday. So I should just shut up.

//well, it would be stupid if I just keep complaining. It shouldn't matter, it doesn't matter. I keep repeating to myself that I just have to leave everything behind, disappear without a trace, it's not like anyone will notice I disappear. Nothing I do gets recognition

@F0RCAMPANELLA Oh, sorry. Then I'm happy to see you're eating well~

@gardenandchains "B-but- Am fat! So much chimkn nuggerms."

// Sooo, for today- ♡ This post to hear something 'unfiltered' from Sinnerling Gio.

@SHI_BATTERY //thx, i don't mean for things to look gloomy, I thought no one would see this

@gardenandchains // I don't know if I CAN help but I'll still reach out regardless. This place is unbearable but tolerable because of a few select people who I do get to mess around with like you. Hang in there gang.

//there's nothing for here, it's not worth staying

@SHI_BATTERY //don't worry, maybe it really is just me. Nothing I can do about it. I'll disappear someday, just gotta make do with the time i have

@gardenandchains // I don't think it's a matter of being good enough. At least, it definitely shouldn't be that way. I wish there was a way I could help with this especially considering I do enjoy when we get to interact, as infrequent as it may be because I'm hardly on here.

@SHI_BATTERY //idk, i feel like a ghost no matter where I go. Or maybe I'm just not good enough to be around people. It feels like I'm being intentionally ignored, that if I just leave without a word no one would notice.

@gardenandchains // Is everything alright ??

@keterworks //

/ writing replies as we speak . . . for anyone who i have old threads with, don't feel obligated to respond, i just feel obligated to do so

@F0RCAMPANELLA Rude, that's not a way to talk about someone

( @gardenandchains ) " Hehehe. Am just fat. "

@SHI_BATTERY ...that's really a sad way to live. But I guess that's just how the City works

@gardenandchains Again, that's none of /my/ concern. Children grow up fast here in Hongyuan. Adapt or die, just like that !

Hahaha ! Foolish Huazhen, I figured out how to HACK into your X account !