Garland

@Doritos I like Doritos

Tell me you like Doritos without telling me you like Doritos

$gamazings

And now the negatives of the last 7 months. -i look like shit -more time with the kids(can also be a positive) -i weigh more than ever before -clothes don't fit -mcdonalds seems like a good idea -binge watching tv til 5 am -double chin -twitter doom scrolling -son grabs my boobs

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@charlovebot Men are you too

I would definitely eat del taco every single day. Crinkle cut fries and chicken soft tacos. Mmmmmm....Mmmmm... good

The only people that are idiots are the people running around calling people idiots.

Why don't you do something to HELP me?!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼

“Silence is a lesson learned through life’s many sufferings.” Seneca

So if you body shame someone you’re cool, right?

a sadness only a morrissey could love

Let’s play.

“Beware Those Who Seek Constant Crowds; They Are Nothing Alone" - Charles Bukowski

Pessimists win most arguments only because they're usually correct.

Beach day.

Get ready for the pain train