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I am now equally hated by both the left and the right. Blocked by both. My X feed is a perfect balance of radical left and rightwing posts. I’ve reached peak neutrality.

@penuelist_ 3. The DA lives rent free in his head. ActionsSA’s policies is fluid and depends on what the DA does or doesn’t do. Case in point, he only announced his intention to run for mayor after Zille decided to take a shot at it. There are many such examples.

I stand to be corrected, but I think the 2 main things holding many people from supporting ActionSA is that: 1. Herman Mashaba is pro-Israel. 2. ActionSA policy is to scrap BEE. Please advise if I am misguided or if forgot anything. Thank you 🙏🏽

I predicted this x.com/garlzee/status…

Hallelujah!!!!!

@iamkoshiek You are talking about people who haven’t even completed the transition from analogue to digital TV which is delayed by 15 years. Expecting these same people to come up with coherent crypto regulations is a step too far.

South Africa's National Treasury draft regulations to "control" crypto assets is archaic, deeply flawed & highlights a HUGE gap in basic crypto literacy SA cannot lose the digital asset adoption race because of terrible policy!! we will submit constructive policy feedback!!🚀🚀

@SimplyMegszcpt And a guy with matric as minister of Agriculture

We have a financial officer serving as police commissioner- A teacher serving as defence minister- An ex-convict and 'reformed' gangster serving as minister of Sports, Arts and culture- A teacher and local preacher serving as minister of water and sanitation- 🙄🇿🇦 x.com/i/status/20473…

@AardvarkBloody My thoughts exactly

My theory is this how ANC politicians move their cash. And why Cat Matlala got blue lights. A high-speed convoy with 20 heavily-armed thugs. We know what they do when they don't like you.

@eNCA As usual, it won’t start on time. As usual, he will announce another commission.

[BREAKING] President Cyril Ramaphosa is expected to address the nation at 16:00. The president will be accompanied by acting Minister of Police Firoz Cachalia. Tune in to #eNCA, channel #DStv403

@carlgomb @ukboomers 😆😆😆😆😆😆

@garlzee @ukboomers It's a parody account.

I had to charge £200 for extra cleaning on our Cornwall Airbnb this week. £400 a night and look what they did. Wine rings on the slate. Cups everywhere. A candle burnt to nothing. In our day you left a place better than you found it. Now they walk away like it's a hotel.

We would have to get rid of the ANC for that dream to become a reality.

Crazy that Europeans are funding the de-industrialization of South Africa whilst at the same time buying our resources.

@eurofounder Your engineer should go down on his knees and praise the high heavens for setting him free. He is far better off with the government looking after him from here onwards. In fact, he should pay you a bonus for showing such generosity.

My best engineer asked for a salary raise today “I’ve been here 10 years, I run the entire tech team, I deserve more” I put down my coffee “Markus, you already make €2,900 a month” I said “Exactly, it’s 5x less than my friends in the US” I began fuming “Is that who you aspire to? Americans working for failing startups?” “No, it’s just €2,900 is really low these days…“ he began stuttering Right there I knew I need to make a hard decision “You’re fired” I said “What?!” “I don’t need ungrateful, greedy people at my company” I said He left and packed his desk in silence In Europe we reward loyalty, and this man clearly has none

@MbalulaFikile Another day another plan. 🥱

🚨MEDIA ALERT🚨 ANC NATIONAL OFFICIALS TO BRIEF MEDIA ON LOCAL GOVERNMENT ACTION PLAN.

@steenekampcarl They drift according to what Helen and the DA does. As soon as the DA does or say something, then it becomes the “ vision “ of ActionSA

ActionSA is just all over the place. They drift according to the impulses of their unelected dictator of a leader rather than any coherent vision or mandate.

Over rated IMO. He was the epitome of stampkar rugby. He was a defensive power because of his size. He will definitely not make the team today. This is where I started noticing how poorly coached our centres are because he couldn’t pass left or right even if his life depended on it. Decent maybe, but definitely not a great player.

A lot of youngsters won't remember this man as a player. But let me tell you, kids, this man could play! He was a great player.

@MbalulaFikile Nigga please. By Monday, this will be cleared in record time. By Monday, Cape Town would have forgotten there were any storms over the weekend.

This is Du Noon, Ward 104 where recently we won a by-election. It’s been raining heavily in Cape Town. One wonders how the DA-led city will respond to the flooding crisis in many working class neighbourhoods. They will probably be silent. They will not do the drama they did in Joburg 🛶 Maybe we have an opportunity to build our own narrative.

Desperation has a name. It’s called Liam Jacobs. Dude is trying his best to get in on the grift.

You’re doing an excellent job campaigning for Helen. 1. Herman didn’t run for mayor until Helen decided to do so. 2. You couldn’t care about potholes until Helen decided to focus on them. 3. Keep it up making fools of ActionSA. 4. Coloureds would rather vote for the DA, PA or ANC. ActionSA has no value proposition. 5. Importing you from Gauteng to campaign in the Western Cape is a mistake. If you don’t have a local candidate, ActionSA’s campaign is dead in that exact same water.

Where’s that #JoziMermaid 🧜 🧜

@Rendani666 💯 In fact, it works like this across the globe.

Because being good at your job is not the highest remunerative skill in SA

@tumisole You need white people to do your bidding? Mmmm… The irony 🤦🏽‍♂️

I need every sane white South African to tag Elon and Trump & tell them that #TheresNoGenocideInSouthAfrica