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Hey, you can buy my artwork on a pillow now. Or a mug. Or a clock. Or just a print to put on the wall. Go get some stuff and support me, please! society6.com/gdd

Hey Twitter. Not staying long, just wanted to pop by and show you this. Okay see ya dysondesignco.com

@Sethyboiii15 I’m convinced that you don’t do that

I'm convinced that when I ingest over 200mg of caffeine, I turn into Tony Stark.

@sportswithjohn I can’t even decide which goal I love more between Trent’s and Alexis’s. Which one’s yours?! Shame we had to let those two scrappy ones in. Hoping for a couple Salah bangers in the second half.

Liverpool score two absolute bangers. Fulham score two hideous ones. Somehow it's tied. Funny old game.

SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT?!? twitter.com/d7em10_L/statu…

You ever feel so happy that it makes you feel like you’re floating on a cloud three thousand feet in the air watching a sunset that lasts forever with a magic cup of coffee that never gets empty and doesn’t make you have to 💩 every thirty minutes? Yeah me too.

We’ve been married two years and my wife still hasn’t changed her name on her Twitter profile… but she also hasn’t tweeted since 2019 so I guess I’ll let it slide

Any questions? #hotrod #tiktok #liquorstore #beer #wine #liquor #meme #thefridge

@sportswithjohn Absolutely not a red on Jones and then they choose to not show us the lines on the goal. Any other game, both of these decisions would have taken several minutes to decide. They made these calls way too quick 🤬

SHOW US THE LINES.

Ask. Search. Sample. 🍑 #ask #search #sample #tiktok #liquorstore #beer #wine #liquor #thefridge

They say that size doesn't matter... but I assume those people haven't seen our new beer cooler screen 😏 #liquorstore #beer #wine #liquor #thefridge

Baby Dyson coming in September! #dysonsindenim #rideordyson

Search "water" in your camera roll and quote with the best pic.

POV: you try to use a fake ID at The Fridge #fakeid #funny #liquorstore #beer #wine #liquor #thefridge

Episode 9 is now on YouTube! This week we review a beer from @ShockTop, Pretzel Wheat! Go watch! youtu.be/kWeXIOXjQ9A #shocktop #pretzelwheat #beer #review

We’re so proud to announce our fifth studio album, #TheJawsOfLife drops on February 10, 2023. Recording these songs was an extraordinary experience that brought us closer as a band than we’ve ever felt. We can’t wait for you to hear it. found.ee/thejawsoflife

@thebeardedbeer Nice! Thank you for featuring us!

Episode 7 is now on YouTube! This time we review Peach Sour Crusher from @Skygazer_Brew. Never stop looking up! #thebeardedbeerreview #beerreview #beer #review #memes #tbbr youtu.be/6PUuO6Xwn68

TAILGATE!!!!!!

TBBR Episode 5 is now up on YouTube! This week we review Double Puff Slush from 903 Brewers. Go give it a watch! #903brewers #doublepuffslush #slushybeer #beer #beerstagram #beerreview #review #beerporn #tbbr #thebeardedbeerreview youtu.be/IvfKEeZq6Ag

Episode 4 of TBBR is up on YouTube! This week we review 13 from @surlybrewing. Sorry for all of you dark beer haters, this one isn’t for you. Head over to the channel to check it out! #surlybrewing #thirteen #beer #thebeardedbeerreview #tbbr #surly #beerreview #beertasting