Garrison Jesmer

95% of our oceans remain unexplored.

The more homework students receive, the higher their risk of depression.

I'm sorry, but I just....I don't like your face.

She seems like a nice lady

If girls are allowed to twerk, I should be allowed to do the helicopter dick.

U.N. committee recommends referring North Korea to the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity. cnn.it/1AeCh2C

The most common time to wake up in the middle of the night is 3:44 a.m.

.@buffalobills respond to first major storm by dancing in the #BuffaloSnow. In shorts: at.nfl.com/K2fee5w

If you can't imagine dropping the mic after the final sentence of your essay, your conclusion needs to be stronger

RT if you like to party.

Cloud Niners. #SFvsNO

#ninersforthewin #watcheditinthexrayrooom

guess who's at home on a saturday night...

All i hear on school