gare de guerre

can’t get canceled if your heart is pure <3

now watching:

the “self help” book genre on the whole tends to be incredibly cringe and uncool, but starting reading these books this past year is probably the best thing I’ve ever done for myself

@TwinkTheory @ByzantineBarbie well, of course.

I like how being an absolute cvntress with the outfits is part of being an evil space nun who uses psychological warfare to enslave men and steal their semen for a centuries long eugenics project

@hunter_aleex nope! guess I just have to focus on myself then?

@garrrish Well idk where else to look anymore. Do you

me: I’m just afraid I’ll never meet another guy like him again… my therapist: Oh, you won’t. But you *will* meet a guy who can actually meet your needs.

just saw a cat riding on a guys back as he was biking down the street… god I love Seattle sm lol

@hunter_aleex maybe we’re looking in the wrong places?

@garrrish Still waiting for that but seems like they never even meet basic relational needs

@aubergineinred bc if I establish my needs and make them known from the beginning, then I will never again allow a guy into my life who makes me compromise them

@garrrish how does your therapist know that?

tell me why I had to pay $5 for just a Diet Coke at a bar in Seattle and they didn’t even give me free refills? lol

@TwinkTheory he’s not wrong tho

Genuinely not trying to be a bitch but I finally watched this and I’m mesmerized by the way nothing on his face moves when he tries to cry

@TwinkTheory uhhh you live in NYC, I don’t think you realize how hard it is for us gays who haven’t lived in a major city for most of our adult lives

I don’t understand this narrative that it’s hard for gay guys to date. I’m 37 and every gay guy I knew from college etc ended up in serious long term relationships. I think you just have to get out of the party circuit and if you do online dating choose a site that’s not a sex place but is like whatever the equivalent of match dot com is today

When Mount Saint Helens erupted 46 years ago today, nothing survived that was within 230 square miles of the explosion. Except for photographer Richard Lasher who escaped on his dirt bike after taking this shot.

Llegó la época de hacer esto en la playa 😅

@tuffluffjimmy maybe I should take a chance 😍❤️

@garrrish Just like the poor spam replies to this tweet. What if they’re real 👀

imagine a guy who actually is an 8” Hung Top Sugar Daddy looking on Grindr and getting really confused why no one is responding to him

@MoondogGord it’s a curse. I feel like Marianne in Sense and Sensibility, doomed to be blinded by love until it nearly kills me

@garrrish You may be the most romantic man I sort of know.

no contact sucks… how am I supposed to grieve something like I’ve lost it when I haven’t actually lost it, I just gave it up?

@realmrpomble I started writing poems again when I had him… that inspiration disappeared once I ended contact

@garrrish You could write poems about it. Far from giving up frustrated love has inspired much art in an attempt to understand it

@spunkchili oh wow

@garrrish I legit met one of these in DC in 2013 and he flew me out to Vegas a few weeks later. The best three months of my life 🥰

when women tell me “I would make a great dad” are they subtly saying they would date me if I were straight?