Garry Shocking

EXCLUSIVE! I’ve been sent the whiteboard of an unnamed media organisation where they are dissecting the strengths and weaknesses of their competitors.

@BBL Where's Lloyd??

Do you agree with Mike Hussey's #BBL15 Team of the Tournament (so far)?

Who was Ricky Ponting's favourite bowler to captain? Hint: It wasn't Glenn McGrath.

@Atharb_ Andrew Tye. Absolute shit bloke.

Sportsmanship Died Here, Even The Umpire Felt Sorry For The Batsman. 💔

@piersmorgan @benstokes38 Never bookmarked something so quickly. Think I sprained my thumb.

The Ashes is upon us… England has a better team, a better captain, and better management. The Urn is coming home, and I genuinely think we’ll beat Australia either 4-0 or 5-0. Good luck ⁦@benstokes38⁩ and your team of swashbuckling Bazballers. No mercy - destroy! 👊👊

Hope that Brisbane can make use of their Pick 6. I'm sick of watching them struggle. And hopefully the Suns can use their two pics in the Top 5 to finally getting of the bottom of the ladder after years of wooden spoons #AFLDraft

@RicFinlay How many of these are meaningless short form matches?

Just quietly... Travis Head's last 20 innings in all forms of cricket going back to June this year (most recent last)... 39 29 16 20 2 5 19 27 6 142 31 5 8 8 28 29 28 6 9 15 - only one score of more than 40...

Just catching with the Bake Off. CANNOT BELIEVE TOBY WAS SENT HOME. For mine, biggest scandal in the Noel Fielding era. That sloth was something you'd see on Junior Bake Off. #GBBO

@traderadio Tim Watson. lol.

James Hird has named his best ever 23 within his time watching V/AFL football 🌟 What changes would you make?

@RichmondNews223 Cool bro.

@garryshocking Oh yes we will

Dusty will forever be better than danger. Today it was confirmed. #AFLGF

People bagging Chris Scott's presser are so disingenuous. Was full of praise for the lions and spoke glowingly of the Ashcroft boys. He was incredibly gracious. #AFLGF

@MWL152 Midfield showed up, yes. But better still than most midfields in the comp. Lions have elite depth in the midfield and it proved too much.

Jack Henry, Lawson Humphries, Connor O’Sullivan all great today. Backline held up really well I thought. Was just too much of a beating in the middle

Holmes can't hit a barn door this game #AFLGF

Hope the Brisbane players are sleeping as badly in their work hotel as I always sleep in my mine.

@maxblake9and44 Fair enough 😂

@garryshocking Moorcroft

Probably the greatest mark of all time not to have won mark of the week let alone mark of the year!

@PiesWrldd Shane Woewodin counter argument

That’s weird.

NWM DIDN'T GET THE 3. TAKE IT OFF THE UMPS. #Brownlow

@spissy_c My thoughts exactly

May the most injured team win.