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@garshmo

Katılım Şubat 2015
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If you think being hacked sucks just wait till you get slashed brother
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Little rock the size of Arkansas in my shoe
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@doxie_gay Oh I’m not sure about anything anymore
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I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it
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Hey everybody I just bought a Twix
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@garshmo U probably ate them goofy
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If you think about it with an open vagina
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@omg_smd He must already be in bed aisle 12
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The workers at Home Depot are already home stupid that’s why you never see them leave
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Why the neighbor got a door if they don’t want me walking in there
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@garshmo I have a homie who works at Home Depot i just sent him this Lets see what he says
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Slapping you in the face from across the room with this
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I don’t call him Ryan Gosling I call him Ryan baby goose
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You know when you’re in a river and you find a dead guy and it’s you so you get scared
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When a woman so beautiful you wanna build a treehouse and swingset too
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When you pull out and she just start cryin
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I just invented a new skateboard trick it’s called a dickflip instructions in the name
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