garshmo

If you think being hacked sucks just wait till you get slashed brother

Little rock the size of Arkansas in my shoe

@doxie_gay Oh I’m not sure about anything anymore

@garshmo u sure u julying

I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it

@jjjjjonesjjjjj That would be so insulting to trash cans

@garshmo Throw it away

Hey everybody I just bought a Twix

@jjjjjonesjjjjj Hi jones look at this ~

@garshmo U probably ate them goofy

@kaayleejuliet Yep

@garshmo I say oh where has garshmo been and I see this

If you think about it with an open vagina

@omg_smd He must already be in bed aisle 12

@garshmo Kinda dry :/

The workers at Home Depot are already home stupid that’s why you never see them leave

Why the neighbor got a door if they don’t want me walking in there

@omg_smd And now we wait

@garshmo I have a homie who works at Home Depot i just sent him this Lets see what he says

Slapping you in the face from across the room with this

I don’t call him Ryan Gosling I call him Ryan baby goose

You know when you’re in a river and you find a dead guy and it’s you so you get scared

When a woman so beautiful you wanna build a treehouse and swingset too

@DoodooSimpanero It’s a lot

@garshmo Hate when that happens

When you pull out and she just start cryin

I just invented a new skateboard trick it’s called a dickflip instructions in the name

@wombofthevoid Absolutely

@garshmo hot