gary

Don't forget to water your penis today so it grows big and strong

You post a silly joke on here and wake up the next day with 11,000 notifications jeepers

Gaming has been boring lately I might start getting into sex

@0xBorna I choose cow

Idea: Horse racing but everyone gets to choose their own animal to ride

@thecoldsun_ @HateYrGuts_ Neeeeeeoooooowww

@garthijy @HateYrGuts_

Idea: Horse racing but with cows

Elton John wrote Your Song for me. He literally says it in the lyrics I just listened to it

@xXChoppedBoyXxx That's awesome man

@garthijy Legit I have the Same Problem Its just Water and Little clumps They Are Dark Orange

Please don't judge the texture and consistency of my poo I've been going through a rough patch

@xXChoppedBoyXxx It's basically just liquid and I don't handle it. I struggle with it

@garthijy My Poo also has a weird consistency for Months now . What is Yours Like and how do you handle it

A bouquet of broccoli

@HateYrGuts_ I think we could make like 5 tarts tbh. Except I don't know how. But I've already done my bit

This is my wealth

@skolemized They are delicious I wish I could give you some. Because they are tasty. But mostly because I have so many of them

@garthijy Hi gary. Those look tasty

Dizzily stumbling all over the place while trying to type symptoms of heat stroke into Google

Women want me and men want to be in me

As a giant retard I find this topic very confusing

@N3F3RKARA ☹️

@garthijy No

Can you give me money for your birthday

It's counterculture to listen to music at normal speed