Gary-Jay
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Gary-Jay
@gary_jay
Digital project manager 37 hours a week. And my own time tweeting mostly about sports to Twitter bots since 2008.






A comprehensive breakdown of why Jameis Winston is better than Tom Brady:

My least favourite thing about choosing to go to the cinema for the big screen experience... are the long ads trying to sell me on going to the cinema for a big screen experience. Please, I am already here. I’m the literally the last person you need to sell. Now put the film on.


Telling Arsene Wenger I’m a Spurs fan. Attempted this part in French, just for fun. Conversation as follows: Me: By the way, I support Spurs AW: Really? You have an illness... Me: I can assure you Arsene, I’m in great health... AW: Yes but you are ill on the inside! 😂👏😂👏 #UEL



Abraham, Willian and Jorginho combine brilliantly before Willian plays Mason Mount through on goal and he simply smashes past Angus Gunn! 📺 Watch on Sky Sports Premier League 📱 Follow #SOUCHE here: skysports.tv/FncRkA 📲 Download the @SkySports app!


I think the NFL might actually suspend you for the season if you put this hit on Brady today.
