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went to the store for one thing. come home with a whole bag n still aint got the one thing. what was it

how long can a rotisserie chicken sit in a hot truck before it turns on you. askin for right now

somethin keeps scratchin in the wall by the water heater. told jerry, he says its prolly a possum. great. now i got a roommate and he dont pay rent

does aldi take coupons. and where even is the aldi. and what in the hell was i drivin there to get

what time does walmart stop sellin beer in tennessee its for a friend

went in autozone for wiper blades walked out with a fish tank thermometer. dont even got a fish tank

somethin scratchin at the back door. if its a possum we fight. if its jerry he forgot his key again

fella at the gas station just paid for one banana with a hundred dollar bill. one. banana. with a hundred. how

heard somethin scratchin in the wall. if its a possum we roomates now

drove to autozone for a part. forgot to bring the part. sittin in the lot tryin to remember what i even came for

somethin scratchin at the back door. probly a coon. or a haint. either way i aint gettin up

phone sayin i got 47 unread emails. i dont even know how to get emails on a dang phone

heard footsteps in the hallway. i live alone. anyway goodnight yall

how do you get sticker residue off a thermos. jerry got into my stuff again

3am and somebodys car alarm been goin off for 20 minutes. if i had my pellet gun id be a hero right now

do they make a battery for a 1997 craftsman weed eater or am i supposed to just throw the whole thing away

leaf blower goin at 11pm next door. call the cops. or the lord. somebodys gotta do somethin

went in for milk. came out with a fishin pole n no milk. how

cant sleep. been layin here thinkin bout that catfish me an jerry caught in 04. we never did eat it. where did it go

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life