Gary Applebottom

Idk how to feel about this

Fine I’ll sleep in the freshman dorms tonight #countmein

Anyone got a rich dad that can also fund all my expenses #dmsopen

Soon my babies. It’s almost time. #nukewvuweather

@EnragedMounty Cmon no invite?

Just a little reward while I shower. #milkmaxxing

Is there a hidden rule where all women must take a picture of every espresso martini they drink and post it? #lmk

High point please shoot more dumb threes and lose my money #nuke

Honestly can it get any worse? #nukechatham

Anyone else got a perfect bracket? Cuz I sure don’t #fml

High point I’m coming. Wisconsin is only good for volleyball. #shrinkwisco

Be like a goldfish think have a short memory #nextplay

If you hold your nose before jumping in water you the are the scum of the earth #nuke

Slept 9.5 hours last night and still have yet to leave bed #chudmaxx

That type of day #iykyk

Daily Motivation

@EnragedMounty Neither I’m from Jersey #answeroftheday

Do you go into the gas station while your car is pumping gas or do you stand there? Apparently I’ve been called ridiculous for going inside while it pumps. #questionoftheday

Yes I shazzamed a song from the back of the van because I didn’t want to ask the guy on aux #shame

Patiently waiting to watch some college lacrosse today #THWND

Is it appropriate for a grown man to go into a gas station at get a “Alani” #getagrip

Kentucky #sucks take me back to Gods country