Gas Can Rex

@TurnerUppgren Why did Gary stop wearing a suit?

My mom when I turn the WiFi router off/on

@yelnats_iv Turn it inside out so I can see

michelle branch kind of day

This is what the Hawk Tuah girl died for 🙏🙏🙏

@TurnerUppgren What happened?

@CarpenterCJ41 Sorry to hear this

I’d go toe to toe with anybody in a CVS self checkout speed trial. I’m zooming through that mf. Know every button layout. Absolute savant.

@hole_diga Anyone to lookout for?

Best part of summer, Little League World Series starts today

Lying to French people >>>

@PotatoGobbler No one had a bug collection, place sucked

@gas_rex A real viber like myself could never be in spot like that. 🕺🕺

Wish I had my laptop and Bose quiet comforts rn.

@hole_diga @dramaa420 @BountyHog Can someone grab me a pack of cigarettes and some rosé

@dramaa420 @BountyHog @gas_rex Mmmmmmm

Might book a flight to go eat non GMO Zyn in the south of France with @gas_rex after seeing him and @dramaa420 eat octopus in Cannes

I’m littering Zyn in countries you can’t pronounce, throwing up in toilets you can’t afford

@TurnerUppgren Light the candle

⌨️ 💩

Lasagna breakfast

Did it in 7 innings and then saw PAWSA after. A true I’m him moment imho.

Cc: @CarpenterCJ41

That’s baby Luka

My Indian neighbor smoking cigs and cat calling woman on the stoop after a long day of coding