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@gatorgoth
worlds fastest liquor store cashier
Florida, USA Katılım Mayıs 2019
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My roommate genuinely loves this stuff and it is baffling 2 me
Poopweed Lungfungus@wretched_skull
The final frontier of shitty memesoda awaits me
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This would take less than an afternoon to put together. it is literally printed stock photos, goodwill frames/keyboards, and dirt.
jomarl marx@jomama0325
no actual normal person would go this far for an internet bit. be so damn serious
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Me when I’m about to get my period but I haven’t realized it yet:
harry du bot@harrierdubot
Now that I think of it, it's actually all just pointless shit and I should kill myself.
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I literally said “girl…not too much..” out loud in my living room when she did that
𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫⁷ 🍁🕯️@_erintrovert_
love javadi but the face she made when she mentioned mel….
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Men don’t care about that sort of thing in my experience. one time when my drinking was really out of control I invited a guy over to my house, proceeded to get plastered and then when we were having sex I was actively falling in and out of consciousness and he kept going.
prin 𖤍@velcrolezbo
bruh how does the average person not see a problem with this? you felt comfortable enough to have sex with someone that inebriated?? to the point that they have to keep asking questions to confirm if their memory was correct?? how do you feel okay with that??
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Seeing Every Morning performed in the Epcot pavilion prolly feels soooooooo good especially if you don’t have a bitch in your ear saying Sugar Ray is washed
Vince Langman@LangmanVince
Wow! "Sugar Ray" is doing gigs at pavilions in theme parks. Sad!
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Me and my bf looked at each other after the movie and said “well honestly who among us hasn’t at least thought about it” lmao
Austin@awoodustin
Zendaya in The Drama, not only perfectly normal but actually the only normal person in the movie. Would not have had any issues marrying her.
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My mom when I explain the plot of Dune to her:
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ooooo it's meeee the scaaaary youtuber, i'm going to nervously tell you that 3d printing guns is possible like people haven't already been doing it for years, oooohh, i hold forbidden knowledge, the wikipedia page for mkultra is so freaking schizo bro, ooooh secrets are revealed
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@pocoacollective Yes 😭😭😭 and I’m still mad about the time he took my laptop to fix it for me then installed a bunch of crypto mining software
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@gatorgoth I don’t have to remember because I never forgot it lol. Remember the time he hacked the security cameras at Lockheed to watch the robotics competition??
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Remembering a time in hs where a guy in our friend group was accused of deleting a huge chunk of the files for that year’s yearbook but it turns out the culprit was a hacker on a forum that our friend had pissed off and half the friend group got interrogated by school officials
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