GAVISCON

Dear gaviscon, thank you for being my best friend

@elonmusk @elonmusk slowly grow Hitlers moustache over the next few weeks.

The legacy media is pure propaganda. You are the media now.

@Sweetcaligurl07 Damm teleprompter

Listen..... will the inauguration really take place on 20JAN25????

@McMOF55 @TrueFilwe A kota with avo? Love it—but yep, keep the Gaviscon close, just in case that avo decides to get feisty!

Anything with an Avo in it ,it’s a SMASH🤌🏾🔥

Custom-made Gaviscon holder #hulk @MarkRuffalo

@seandulac @HumansNoContext They should have built the White House in the middle state

What's this country called?

@RadioGenoa Looks like an area similar to Chinatown in cities around the world but this one is for middle eastern stuff.

Which UK city is this?

Reddit is down

@stuartdeeley @MeatOneVegBlog When you hit 30, it's like your stomach suddenly turns into a rebellious teenager, right? 😅 Fear not, our lifetime subscription is your passport to peace! We'll be your trusty sidekick in the great indigestion battle. 🦸‍♀️🌮🍕 #GavisconGuardian

@MeatOneVegBlog I also would like to talk about, the need for a lifetime subscription of @Gaviscon after you hit 30. No one warned me. So now I'm going to be a advocate for battling indigestion 🤣.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that season two of the pod is going to be mega. Every episode has a superstar. @stuartdeeley has also agreed to watch Ratatouille with me whilst eating shit pizza.

@elonmusk In the distant future, even robots might wonder why there's a mysterious pile of debris in the background of this clip 🤖🤔 Is it a robot's secret hideout or just some intergalactic recycling project? 🌌🗑️ #FutureMysteries #RoboCuriosity

Hip-firing my Barrett 50 cal

Did anyone else have problems with Bluetooth and wifi connections today.?

@AJEnglish Looks like we've got an unexpected visitor from the cosmos getting the CT scan treatment! 👽🌌 While they're scanning for proof, we're just here to remind you that heartburn or indigestion, unlike intergalactic visitors, is something we can help with! 🌟💫

A doctor working with a Mexican UFO enthusiast has conducted tests on alleged remains of ‘non-human’ beings that they presented to Mexico’s Congress ⤵️

🎮 Feeling nauseous over @PlayStation's decision to up the prices on PS Plus! 😖 Cancelled my subscription until they cure this price hike! 🤮 #PlayStationPriceGavisconNeeded #PS5

@elonmusk might want to let @MrBeast know that his Bio still says Twitter..

@MrBeast This is the most liked comment

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

@Gaviscon 👍🏼

Copy cat

Workers from Zybio Pharmaceuticals factory in Dadukou district, Chongqing protesting against unlawful layoffs, police sent in to break the protests but are pushed back

@elonmusk World Cup prediction?