Gavin

You guys ever think about how your mom maybe used to call their mom whenever your mom needed a simple mom talk? And now your mom doesn’t have their mom, and you don’t know who your mom has to call instead? And you realize it’s probably someone so dumb? And you get so sad?

Gays love to announce their new profile pictures as though they’re dropping a new album

Me: “John Steinbeck’s brain is dirt and ash right now and we’ll never-“ Caitlin Interrupts: “That’s sad. Hey I’ll say it, I’m sad about that.”

I was so brave today that I didn’t even buy a switch 2

good night, friends illus. Guy Billout

“Ruin the Friendship is actually a song about a friend who trusts an untrained friend to do their hair.” -McCall

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Nostalgia will kill me, and I’ll be holding the knife.

@itsdeaann @theepicmap Wait what the fuck where?!?!

@theepicmap I live in the highlighted region, and I can attest to the fact that I ate a weirdly high amount of jello growing up.

The Jell-O Belt, where Jell-O is consumed at twice the national average...

If Katya dies before our current president I will literally have to take a full week off of work. Ugh :’( please get well soon queen

It was a tweet that said “emo boys kissing”

Nobody realizes how important these words were to me back when I was 19

I’ve literally always loved checking the weather app. It’s in my rotation. Just gotta know!

Realizing that only women are naturally funny. Men only appear funny because they’ve stolen women’s material. The only naturally funny men are gay and it’s because we listened and learned from WOMEN

I know all the ex mormons in the crowd fainted right then and there

“Sun Bleached Flies” last night in Salt Lake City, UT.

Finally falling asleep with snow lightly brushing up against my window. Happy April 17th 🥰

I regret that I said that gross stuff about Hasan on the pod, especially as it was in the context of not wanting to add to the amount of thirsting I imagine he receives online. Talking about sucking shit and cock? And I did it at his birthday dinner ? I’m ashamed

Ate Denny’s after The Format, drunk off my ass, and could not have been happier

George Thomas Georgiadis (1933-2010) - Getting Ready

Already emotional and anxious watching the live feed of Artemis II :’)

Going to say this as sensitively as I possibly can, but if 21 year old me knew that 36 year old me would be restricted to VANILLA YOGURT as my “treat” of the day, I’d probably kill myself