Dick the Impaler

Cutting off my foreskin and making a single calamari with it.

A dreaded sunny day, mama

Leading a man around by his foreskin

Happy Sissification Sunday

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a fucky wucky

Bitching, in addition to moaning

God has smiled upon me (got a free latke)

Haunted dildo

Ok but actually, how’d I turn my shirt inside out?

I need an evil slut

Sometimes, you need a bagel with cream cheese and a tall boy for dinner.

Tomorrow, one of you will betray me

But why didn’t they get KT Tunstall to do a song for the movie?

I have irrefutable proof of the existence of this pussy

I should not have done that. Lmao

Had a glass of milk, going absolutely craaaazy 2nite

They’re calling Richard Ramirez the “mogging serial killer” on TikTok….

Smell my finger

For some reason the swing revival of the 90’s has come up twice in as many days…. trend forecasting this one…

The hole in the wall where the men can see it all

When you eat the butthole