Madd

new bleachers album, i will break my sad pop girlie reign of terror to listen to you

delta lounge peppermint tea i love you

gotham with no rose and mccaskill over schupansky hurts my SOUL

life was so simple when we still had twitpic

free negroni at dinner. god is a woman

taking both armrests as is my god given right in the middle seat of the plane. but also bc the man next to me is drinking chardonnay and watching fox news

men love to do two things in airports: 1. have a crunchy cough 2. talk loud as fuuuck on the phone conducting ‘business’

hits different gay ass song

trying to watch women’s sports really is a humiliation ritual.

do yall think taylor can parallel park?

hit the wall on repeat >>>> sleeping

daughter from hell are you ready to be my album of the year??

wait new gracie song, had to lay on the floor and listen

ina garten i love your work!!!!!!!!

eat a mozzarella stick before you move with nicole. follow for more good fitness tips 🏋🏽‍♀️

@kerisemmy ANNIVERSARY NIGHT

gifted my gf a house key & all she did was call me gay ☹️

taaaaayyyyyponytail 😊

i. love. an. ny. slay. 🥳

@philizjennings basically us

@gaybraidlor our room is looking beautiful

ladies is it gay to start a renovation project that will enable your gf to move in, the week of your one year anniversary??