Evilgayman's long lost twin 🏳️‍🌈⚣

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So basically it's amazing and delicious maybe my best home cooked meal ever

Chicken casserole version 2 was a SUCESSSSSS YAYYYY

My nrw roommate is a real chiller I've been enjoying having conversations with her while I make dinner

@guydudefellaman Stoppp 😭

@Im_urpusher I don't even live in that time zone anymore and he has no reason to come after me lol

@gaymanevil Stay safe...❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Bitch my elementary school bully is out here kidnapping and killing people and he's on the run??? 😭😭😭 every adult who told me he's mean because he was insecure and likes me needs to have their ASSES BEAT!

@ShamsKafka I voice to texted this and I'm laughing so much at how it came out that I forgot what I was actually trying to say

@ShamsKafka I will never have penis into vagina sex but I want an abortion for the worst experience

How many times will you trade raw sex for an abortion? 50? Talking purely penis in vagina sex that ends with cumming inside the vagina.

This isn't even slightly satire this is actually happening onfggghsgshs

I will try to make a mother fucking chicken casserole again tonight

I keep smiling, I hope I wake up to a fun surprise

Comparing even mid sex with queer men to the number one best sex I ever had w/ a straight man is like comparing soil on the earth to soil from mars. It's like, I didnt realize it could feel so fucking alive. I cant understate how awakening it's been. I love being homosexual now🥳

Making the switch from emulations of cishet sexual relations that masked my insecurities into having actual queer sex with other queer males has made me feel like God exists. It's like I've functionally lost my virginity all over again. Srry straight boys, y'all didn't count. :/

I haven't listened to Nicole Dollanganger, grouper, Mitski, weezer, Sufjan Stevens, or Fiona Apple either in the past handful of months. I am very influenced by my media I fear. The real grief I carry is probably triggered by it. Lemme put on lady Gaga debut album and smile a bit

The "songs" album by Adrianne Lenker had such a profound effect on me. It's one of those albums that I only listen to when I'd be in a nervous breakdown and felt like I need to become "sicker". I don't feel like that these days so I don't listen to her much anymore.

Both arms cradle me now 😖

@mrgameandshart There's a thing called YPIMP which means "Your piss in my pants" and I used to say it whenever I would sleep over at girls houses and piss in their pants

@gaymanevil I'll piss YOUR pants pal

Nobody plays piss racer anymore. You drink the beer or water together and whoever pees first wins.

That one person who you hate

They are sisters