Shay

About to find out what kind of fetishes my friends have real quick, bitch is broke what kind of pictures do y’all want😂

I’m giddy

This week I crashed tf out and found out when someone blocks you your texts still say delivered . So you can still feel like a crazy bitch thanks a fuck lot @Apple

Did everyone’s WiFi just die?

So like why do people hold their cell phones to their ear to talk when they’re driving when they can literally just use speakerphone?

Bryan Kohberger is toast! He turned his phone back on at 4:48 am right after the murders, then used a VPN from his phone to access his secret stalker Gmail account @ 4:49 am.

@crumbl Gimme gluten freeeeeee

We've got zest what you need 💚😉 Mar 10–15 👇 🥧 KEY LIME PIE 🧂 SALTED CARAMEL CHEESECAKE 🪨 ROCKY ROAD 🧈 KENTUCKY BUTTER CAKE 🍩 PINK DOUGHNUT 🖤 COOKIES & CREAM BROWNIE (HERE ALL MONTH LONG) 🍪 MILK CHOCOLATE CHIP

I got cannoli a brother and I swear it’s my Poe reincarnated 🫠😭

@favspopculture babyyyy…a tan leather mocasin loafer with no socks???? and shackles?? and the feet crossed like hes having a cigarette and espresso on a sunny Sicilian palazzo? VIVA ITALIA !!! gabagool baby call me i miss you

LIVE COVERAGE: RFK JR.’s FIRST SENATE COMMITTEE CONFIRMATION VOTE | The Senate Committee on Finance votes on the nomination of RFK Jr. to be Head of HHS. If favorable, the nomination will head to the full Senate for a final confirmation vote. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

this has to be one of the best grammy performances ever. chappell roan you’ve done it again x.com/THR/status/188…

Ring doorbell camera video of the Plane crash in Philadelphia near Roosevelt Mall at Cottman and the Boulevard in Northeast Philadelphia. The crash ignited a massive explosion, setting several homes on fire. That plane appears to be on fire 🔥 before impact!

Bought a car I’ve wanted 5ever and totaled it hitting a deer a week and a half later 😭😭 the universe actually hates me . Insurance fought me buying it back but I got it . Time to fix it

when you realize you took an edible before doing something serious

two types of autism x.com/TheRoyalSerf/s…

I haven’t been on Twitter in so long is it still cool here 👁️👄👁️

The lady telling me they have four strawberry pies left at McDonald’s when I asked for two, really almost had me ordering all 4 😭 because I’m fat

🚨🇵🇪LIGHTNING STRIKES SOCCER MATCH IN PERU Jose Hugo de la Cruz Meza, 39, was killed instantly, and 5 players were injured during a regional tournament in Chilca. Goalkeeper Juan Chocca Llacta, 40, also received a direct strike and was rushed to hospital in a taxi with serious burns to his body. The other casualties, two teenagers aged 16 and 19 and a 24-year-old, were said to be in a stable condition. Source: The Sun

Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙