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@MartienBall Me when I was trying to convince my driving instructor I was looking at my mirrors

He “scanned” 35 times, and every time the ball reached him… he passed backwards 😭

@triffic_stuff_ It's a good strategy to not have to serve any drinks in fairness

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK IS GOING ON IN BRITAIN?! 😡 A Wetherspoons manager in Braintree has just been caught on camera openly refusing to serve customers who support Reform UK. “I’m deciding that”, he smugly tells punters. Refusing service over politics?! In a bloody pub?! Reform UK is currently the biggest party in the country, leading the polls at 25-28%, favourites to win the next election. These aren’t some fringe weirdos, they’re ordinary, hard-working Brits. The exact salt-of-the-earth customers who pack out Wetherspoons every week, keep the pints flowing and the lights on. Without them, half these pubs would be broke. And some snotty little bar manager thinks he can play political gatekeeper? F*ck off! That’s not how Britain works. You don’t get to ban paying customers because of who they vote for. If you can’t handle serving people with different views, don’t work with the public. Simple as. Tim Martin, sort this out and fire him immediately. This is a disgrace.

@spencermorgan93 City win and nobody cares. Arsenal win we will never hear the end of it

United fans supporting their local rivals who have literally dethroned them is the weirdest one I guess it’s cos so many of them live in London anyway

@markgoldbridge Just piss off

Very very lucky tonight

@BBCMOTD Unreal player but this is nothing to be writing home about

@racingblogger @Arsenal

@Arsenal Don't ever tell us to bring our breakfast, lunch and dinners again. Half the team need selling off immediately, zero passion or commitment shown. A disgusting spineless performance when the chips were down.

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.

@coachbrucepearl Nope

Looks like I'm gonna call off my summer trip to Barcelona. Think I will spend my hard earned money someplace else on vacation. Anybody with me on this?

@karelprince_ Yip. Thought you had stopped

Wait do people actually think that I haven’t made a video since November?😭

@TimmyMallett I hope you're having dinner. Absolutely amazing!!

MacNeans restaurant and house in Blacklion

@JIOORH You're being gaslit. You are being fed a crock of shit about the UK and Europe. Wake up

"The United States should reconsider being close allies with the United Kingdom because they have imported the Third World and we do not share a common culture anymore." Florida Governor Ron DeSantis

@regwoodbutcher @goodbadftblpod Not sure what point you're making. They were sold cold and he asked for it be heated which increases the cost. She also didn't blame the customer she simply passed on the added charge.

“I will never go in the baker’s again” Nicky was LIVID when a bakery’s secret costs caught him out! 🤣

@AssetsDaily You are run by a fucking idiot

President Trump issues warning to Iran.

@Javoudria @belfastcc @NITouristBoard @DiscoverNI Literally live a mile away and didn't hear a thing about it. Complete joke

Why on earth was this not advertised by @belfastcc or even mentioned by @NITouristBoard @DiscoverNI it's such a shame that those mentioned have dropped the ball here ...

@Footballtweet Claus lundekvam

🇳🇴 Before Haaland, Ødegaard, Carew, Solskjaer, Riise, Berg and Johnson, there was one Norweigen football legend in the Premier League. 🔴⚪ But who is he?

@NoContextHumans Nope

Bungee jumping off Huajiang canyon bridge, China. 🫣🇨🇳

@RealAlexJones Sandy hook

Ireland's new communist President, declares war on the very existence of Ireland during her first ST. Patrick's Day message. Remember colleges UK wide are now saying that the English, Scottish and Irish peoples never existed. Educational TV programs show Vikings as Africans. Western white culture is being deliberately erased by replacement migration, and the history that proves we ever existed is being destroyed. This is beyond book burning. She calls SAINT Patrick, Patrick four times. In turn ignoring Ireland's Catholic historical traditions. Refuses to wear green, opting for black instead like a funeral. And espouses a historically innacurate version of events comparing St Patrick to a migrant (he was a slave!) to create a modern day socialist propaganda speech.

@matthew_shanks1 Teemu trump strikes again

Reports of Sorcha Eastwood, the Alliance Party’s sole MP, walking around their conference today at the Crowne Plaza looming very unhappy! Likely because she has been replaced as a speaker by Labour’s Andy Burnham! The divisions in the Alliance Party grow and grow it seems!

@scottmelker You're already in them all

No new wars.

@indykaila @SpursOfficial It is our understanding that water is wet. More to follow

Exclusive 💣 We understand Igor Tudor is on the brink of being sacked at @SpursOfficial According to sources, Spurs are making adventurous moves for Unai Emery They are willing to make him the highest-paid manager in England. Unai Emery will review his position in the summer.