Explaining to you young folk is tiring

@Savage16May Sweet Home Alabama youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuY…

@DzintraSullivan Because you don’t know how to set the playlist….

If your brain insists on playing you a song all day on repeat... why does it have to be a shit song you don't even like?

@DzintraSullivan A better option is a pen of omnivores, a swamp, a tidal marsh…

Well, this is a complex question; (a) what is the top level you have to move, (b) what si the composition of the soil, (c) how deep is the water table (d) what is the volume of items you are trying to cover, (e) what is the plan for disposal of excess soil…? Depending on these answers, you may need multiple shovels and possibly earth moving equipment …

I’m just a girl, standing in a hardware store, asking which shovel is best for burying my past mistakes. Morning guys #Z

@lippyent A Bridge Too Far

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@ohhanxiety No

Are you scared to DIE

@lippyent The Adventures of Dobie Gillis

Can you name this TV Series 📺 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿

&tc… I blinked; the snake & cat were got… looking around, I saw the snake disappearing one bite at a time into Momma…. Another time, I saw here bring a rabbit (bigger than her) to feed her brood… I never had critter or bug problems while I lived there…<END>

<CONTINUING> I’d put some lattic round the front porch & had some scrap pieces lying upright at the edge of the woods, about 8 feet from my bedroom window… there was a small black snake crawling along it… Momma Kitty was about 6 feet away, studyin’ it…

Y’all feeding the cats too much… hound be none of these critters left…. <WARNING! BORING OLE MAN TALE LOADING> back about 13 lifetimes ago, I have a queen named Momma Kitty… she was a volunteer at the home stead & helped keep it free of critters…

@BuffaloRon @CallMeK1123 In what condition was the reptile upon arrival?

CreamCheese (the orange cat) brought us a present...

@SpillTheMemes Drive the car: yes…spectate: no

Would you do this?? 😎😎

@lippyent Trash b/c o the white stuff n the bread.

SMASH ♥? OR TRASH 💀? HMM 🤔?

gm, say it back

@SGTWipper1Each Ohio

Top 5 US Navy ship classes. 1. Nimitz-class Aircraft Carrier (1975) 2. Arleigh Burke-class Destroyer (1991) 3. Ticonderoga-class Cruiser (1981) 4. Iowa-class Battleship (1943) 5. ______________________ Drawing a blank for 5th spot.

@Slimdout @JesterJum And, if you didn’t get a proper switch, you were sent back to get it, THEN both were used…. We had plum trees…

@JesterJum As long as I don't have to cut a switch on the way in, its not that bad 😂

If you can read this without any problem, you can be my friend (Because I know your momma yelled this multiple times when you were a kid 😂)

@JesterJum Well, no; she would have used “behind” for the “A”s and never used MF…

@news_jul @nbcsnl

I'm glad I could take one for the team with @nbcsnl on summer break Thanks for the memes, internet! Hope you'll stick around for the reporting 🙇‍♀️

Analyst Kitty Hairy awaits the pre-dawn briefing from Commander Γ…