GEORGE_ABINGDON

Happy Birthday @gcass7 we would give you a point as a present but we don't appear to have any. Sorry mate.

I haven't tweeted anything since the 27th of December so I thought I'd write this ......

Haven't left the old scratcher all bloody day

Imagine this next season..

Sepp Blatter: "I am not ashamed even if I am suspended, I am still President. The committee cannot go against the President."

@lukegoddard123 cheers mate got it sorted

Anyone know if that place in Cowley centre is any good for fixing phone screens as I've just obliterated mine #happymonday

@jordantrevelyan you forgot to mention that you fell over

@SundayChants Sunday league problems @KennyMenFC

Fair play Bournemouth

Michael Owen people. vine.co/v/i7atHMm3KIt

Petrol stations are the biggest robbing fuckpigs going,especially m&s and waitrose.only went in because of the bloody soup incident

@Kelly_Kent can you still smell soup?

You know it's going to be a good day, when you blend your homemade chicken and veg soup in the morning and end up wearing it #soupkitchen

The Nou Camp watches over its King... pic.twitter.com/LODyZHo9pj

@folan85 this definitely isn't the first time you've heard this twitter.com/wealilknowa/st…

Phil still playing second fiddle. (or banjo...) amp.twimg.com/v/285534e0-bb6…

Rumours that Michael Owen could be the man to take over Gary Neville's post on Monday Night Football. pic.twitter.com/0iEP0Iyk0Z