chinese mike

went to the doctor and he told me i was a fucking loser

most expensive backcourt in nba history is a guy with a flex seal hairline and a kobe bryantologist

this video has my crying i’m sorry

Your Old Droog once tweeted this song was 9/11 for people who owned multiple copies of Liquid Swords by GZA and that tweet has been stuck in the back of my mind ever since.

1 steak chalupa (no sour cream) 1 beefy 5 layer (no sour cream) 1 crispy chicken crunchwrap 3 hard tacos 1 nacho fries supreme (no sour cream) 6 cinnabon delights 1 large diet pepsi

Me holding up the head of the missing hiker decomposing on the side of the trail so I can activate the Face ID on his phone and venmo myself $20

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

i wanna peg him so bad

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

@ShadowStarMode hop off our best bench player cuh

Nah man let's circle back on this fucking geek for a second

i found xaviersobased in a milk crate challenge video from 2021

2020 was such a weird time like why did i edit hawks to be at my birth

they should make mei fatter

Does my Overwatch gameplay perhaps impress any beautiful women

Michael: who wants to play Twister? The Jackson Bros: nigga we getting pussy

we all have dreams about licking maple syrup off of her thighs right

Juno Overwatch be farting in that suit like crazy I just know it

Well that game sucked. Time to jack off.

Tht feeling you get wen you know its over

edmonton oilers and denver nuggets losing game 6s back to back

@TheDunkCentral the twolves will not survive him

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