Very Professional Irony Engineer

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Very Professional Irony Engineer

Very Professional Irony Engineer

@geistgrail

Rust-supremacist, Anti-C-mite, Nushell-cultist, PDF-phobe, ImageMagick-sceptic, FFmpeg-denier, and Microsoft-apologist.

Australia Katılım Ocak 2020
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Sridhar Ramesh
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers·
@kmets_ @Sepia61234 No, there isn't. Not only is there no isometric embedding of an entire sphere onto a flat map, there is no isometric embedding of even any tiny patch of a sphere onto a flat map.
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lyv ⌘@wholyv·
@SSHv219 true. I wanna learn this language so bad
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lyv ⌘@wholyv·
C++ is probably the only language that has revolutionised the entire civilisation. I consider it even more revolutionary than python for very good reasons. If i could choose only one language for the rest of my life, it would be cpp.
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The Libertarian
The Libertarian@Ramandu_Star·
@Xtgyuio31243241 @firasmodad Well, whether about to be replaced or not seems to me irrelevant. They'd be covered on insurance either way surely? I'm baffled why the government need to get involved in replacements btw.
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Firas Modad
Firas Modad@firasmodad·
I really, really hesitate to call anything a false flag operation. It's a dangerous thing to do. But it seems that the text claiming responsibility actually did describe Palestine as the Land of Israel. No Muslim would do that, in Arabic or in English. I've been covering these types of movements for two decades. This never happens. Whoever wrote this statement was not a Muslim.
Lowkey@Lowkey0nline

It is worthy of note that the group which is claiming responsibility for the burning of ambulances last night refers to Palestine as “the land of Israel.” It does so in both English and Arabic, which is particularly unusual.

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Andreas Kling
Andreas Kling@awesomekling·
I’m thrilled to share a major technical milestone! 🚀 I just successfully loaded LinkedIn in Ladybird after identifying and squashing a critical bug that was causing crashes during the loading process. 🛠️✨ This wasn't just about fixing a crash; it was about pushing the boundaries of what's possible in browser development and ensuring a seamless user experience. It’s these kinds of deep-dive troubleshooting moments that remind me why I love what I do. Persistence pays off. Onward and upward! 📈 #EngineeringExcellence #BrowserDevelopment #ProblemSolving #Ladybird #TechInnovation #Debugging
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Marc Johnson
Marc Johnson@SolidEvidence·
I hope no one needs an MRI this year. The world's largest producer of liquified helium is in Qatar and is shut off. We just got a notice that our supply for the year will be at least cut in half. No one could have predicted this (unless they thought about it).
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David Hundeyin
David Hundeyin@DavidHundeyin·
It's called "Atrocity Propaganda" and it is used by colonisers in every conflict they provoke to portray themselves as victims and justify their subsequent aggression. Same thing was done in 1991 when the daughter of the Kuwaiti ambassador to the US was coached to testify before US Congress that Saddam's guards took babies out of incubators and killed them with bayonets. Then the whole story was later retracted quietly. Same thing was done in 2011 when western media began reporting that Gadaffi was a rapist who kidnapped young girls off the street and their parents never saw them again, and that he distributed Viagra to his armies of black mercenaries from Sub Saharan Africa so they could rape Libyans as punishment for rising against him. Same thing was done a few weeks ago when western media uniformly began reporting that "Iran killed 30,000 protesters". That too is being quietly retracted. Whoever repeats these lies is not doing so out of ignorance, because this has happened so many times.
simon maginn@simonmaginn

The defence editor at @TheEconomist admits the 'beheaded babies' story he promoted, and which was widely used to justify Israel's atrocities against Palestine, was fraudulent. Are our journalist class just credulous little babies, or do they lie to order for Israel? #ItWasAScam

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gnivler
gnivler@Yn5Xi9PQSFcY7UU·
@wallyrashid burning ambulances is so obviously zionist in character. negative levels of doubt of false flag
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far middle@far_middle·
@hasanthehun All of the sudden hasan DGAF what a palestinian thinks b/c it doesnt align with his BS
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hasanabi
hasanabi@hasanthehun·
is that why you backed away after people were weirded out by your antisocial behavior only to try and muster up the courage later to try a 2nd attempt at a video shouting at me from afar? will you put how you stood down when i asked what you’d do about it to stop me in the video?
Nuseir Yassin@nasdaily

As a Palestinian origin Muslim for hundreds of years, I wanted to make it clear to you that you’re bad for the Palestinian cause. And your activism is hurting innocents and empowering terrorists. Palestinians want moderate leaders to lead them to peace and coexistence. They don’t want you to lead them to another fight while you stay in 5 star hotels live streaming wearing Gucci. PS: you are only “strong” online.

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𝐓𝐌𝐓@TMT_arabic·
The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman, says: “We spread the Salafi-Wahhabi ideology at the request of the United States to confront the Soviet Union in the 1980s.”
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Davie John
Davie John@truedaviejohn·
@iansmithfitness Stop trying to squirm out of the subject. Muslims do not believe Jesus is God. They believe he was just a man. An important man, but just a man. This is blasphemy and a total rejection of God and his mercy.
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onion person@CantEverDie·
haven’t seen anyone say “nothing ever happens” in awhile now
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Conscious Philosopher
Conscious Philosopher@consciousphilos·
Let me tell you as briefly as possible about israel's "Samson option" & then you tell me if you still support them (btw you can google this yourself if you don't trust me) "Samson option" means that if israel is going down, they plan to use nukes & attack as many countries as possible to maximize the damage & take as many people with them as possible. That means they plan to nuke targets in European countries, too. You may think: "Ok, if someone attacks them 1st, they have the right to defend themselves." Well, this plan makes it clear that if the European countries don't SUPPORT israel or stay NEUTRAL while israel is fighting a war, they'll nuke them too. Even though they've done nothing wrong. It's a "if we're going down, then we'll take as many of you with us as possible" mentality. And then someone will look you dead in the eyes & say that "israel is our great ally"
Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧@TRobinsonNewEra

How close does Iran have to be to be able to strike the UK? The answer is that they could, theoretically, already be able to do it. Do people still want to do nothing? Honest question.

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if you refuse to die for Israel, you are a traitor...
Mark Changizi@MarkChangizi

🚨 Call them “traitors” For the Woke Right “I’m not dying for Israel” class, don’t hesitate to call them what they are: traitors. Too much? (1) They are calling us “traitors.” THAT’S the charge: that we’re doing the bidding of Israel, a supposed enemy. There could be no more contemptible charge. Traitors. (2) Israel has not only long been a valuable ally, a lone gem of democracy in the Middle East, but, more than that, Israel is fighting shoulder to shoulder with the U.S. against a shared enemy. They have turned their back on our ally in arms. Traitors. (3) And, although the Islamic Republic is an enemy to many dozens of nations, only Israel has the courage to stand with us, spending blood and treasure. Traitors. (4) Furthermore, Israelis — and not Americans — are the ones suffering under constant missile attacks, while the retarded Jew-haters sit 6000 miles away crying “I’m not dying for Israel!” Traitors. (5) Their president, Trump, the one they claimed to back, made the decision to topple the Islamic regime, and the case that it is the U.S. interest is compelling, to put it mildly. They turned their back on their — and our — president. Traitors. (6) And their “reason” is steeped in “lists of Jews” and “Epstein class” and “USS Liberty” and “9/11 was a Mossad psyop” and endless “good goys,” “genocide,” and “Israhell”s. They have let their own irrationality and hatred turn them against their nation. Traitors. Being anti-war is not traitorous. These folks are not anti-war. They are “Israel Last,” practically guaranteeing — given our massive overlapping interests — that they work against the U.S.

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