Kaiser!? Hardly know ‘er!

Trust & Adjust

@RELEVANTpodcast when I was in kindergarten, I went to an empty lot in my Farmington, NM neighborhood and picked up a bunch of stones and put them in my little red wagon. Then I went door to door and sold the rocks. I made about $50 that day selling rocks. Watch out @JeffBezos!

@travisreid24 RIP

I went nearly 25 years without breaking a bone. I can’t believe what did me in was doing a sick spin move in a doorway out of excitement to go see Christmas lights…

@travisreid24 Ahead of you . . . or behind you . . . or within you . . .

Day 3 of Thanksgiving Break: I have one more Thanksgiving meal left to go, and I still haven’t pooped. I’m terrified of what lies ahead of me.

@daxtmatlock “Dax” is actually mandarin for “Subway doors are NOTHING compared to my pectoral strength.” True story.

It’s never fun when you have to Superman the subway doors open

@plains_isd Score update?

It’s game time!! Cowboys vs Hale Center Owls @ Hale Center: 7pm!!!

@TimStone182 This are hills that they THINK are mountains. REAL mountains don’t exist in west Texas.

@gekaiser What are these?

Welcome to Disney’s TIME MOUNTAIN brought to you by Amazon.

@TimStone182 @KFLPBigBoy

@TimStone182 Tib, I don’t mean to burst your bubble. But this is fake news. I LIVE in West Texas. There ARE no mountains in west Texas. Guaranteed.

@KFLPBigBoy Who would his villain be?

@KFLPBigBoy Looks like a lair in a Batman movie.

@KFLPBigBoy May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his bellybutton.

@CarlieTristen Like this? Dream big, girl!

Oh get Fast, 007, Avatar, Star Trek, Indiana Jones, and DC outta here. I won’t even flinch.

Plainview firefighters made quick work of a fire that damaged the playground at 16th Street Park. No word on what caused the blaze.

@AlexDriggars Hawt

I WILL be wearing shorts to work tomorrow… sorry guys

@KFLPBigBoy Hashtag what are they hiding?!

@WBUDrCrowe You were like Mrs. Frizzle!

@WBUDrCrowe Yes.

@WBUDrCrowe Eat it?