Sam Rohloff

hey siri, text all the people I know and love “Happy new year, love ya!”

insta saw it first

merry Christmas 🎄

im single just fyi

@kimpetras what should we wear tonight in BK ?! #nyc #tonight #kimpetras

These photos by Joe Mazza just knock it out of the park! Come see Damn Yankees starting April 12th with Opening Day on the 19th.

what is going on with #princesspoppy #rpdr LOL

today I subbed for an elementary school and really enjoyed it. I love school always have

The moon right now looks amazing. It’s like a glowing jack-o’-lantern in the sky #happyoctober

I’d say go watch me on tiktok for a more regularly scheduled program

Gone fishing

forgot about you somehow it didn’t feel strange I’m back little nerds #haiku #twitter

@JakeWoody Rock and roll hall of fame?!

Sen. Chris Murphy delivers remarks on Uvalde, Texas elementary school shooting: “What are we doing? What are we doing?…This only happens in this country and nowhere else. Nowhere else do little kids go to school thinking that they might be shot that day." abcn.ws/3sVDH2F

took the moped to $3bill last night … that’s apparently against the rules but alas

Wow we love!

@JoeBeauregard10 Damn big night ahead!

Taxes done, time for an edible, a beer, a shot, and a burger

got a contract for my BDAY! Yay! Always a gift to be employed lol

I showed up to work in my masc boy clothes and doc martens and EVERYONE had something sweet to say!! I guess it beats the adidas and croc normal look lol

I am swinging on as Diesel tonight in @MarriottTheatre’s West Side Story! “The Jets are in Gear!”