@ItsJeffreyJeff In the modern era you should go borrow some lessons from Professa himself @OchiengOdongoKE .
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Mugendi
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Our grandfathers used to have 2 or more wives na alikua anawaeka kwa homestead moja but in different houses na haungewahi skia wamevurugana at any one point. Kwanza they used to treat the men vizuri sana! It was an abomination for him to step foot in the kitchen. Kazi ilikua tu kukaa chini ya miti bibi wakipambana kum-serve😂😂
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Wameru hamna instruments of violence? You can't defend yourselves?
Abu Iman@Mr_Guantai
One of my very first hustles was transporting michiri from Mutunyi to Nairobi. Now we can't farm mutunyi hills because of Samburu raiders. We can't keep livestock in Buuri because the Samburu will come. Until when?! Kwani hao ni nani??
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@NosmoTepler Yes.
No one want to take someone who is shooting you to court to later be released on bond.
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Na btw bila hizo extrajudicial killings tungekuwa kama Nigeria.
Uncle Rustty😎@RusttyG
Ikifika kwa kebabs lazma uchukuliwe. DCI ata wao wenyewe wanashangaa pia🤣🤣🤣Those fellas are gone. If you get picked for terrorism we jua haurudi kwenu tena. These are done cases. Poleni kwa familia though
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@NosmoTepler 😅😅you called it.
Kenyan public funds thieves are not complicated at all.
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@gem_lands see how these people keep raw cash..now imagine what thoroughbred politicians do. Pesa zinawekwa kwa gunia😅
Cyprian, Is Nyakundi@C_NyaKundiH
Ksh 500 Million was recovered from the houses of Petroleum PS Mohamed Liban, EPRA boss Daniel Kiptoo, KPC MD Joe Sang, and official Simon Wafula.
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US mercenary 'was paid millions to carry out killings for UAE in Yemen.
Court documents reportedly show the former US special forces commando admitting to assassinations sanctioned by Emiratis. nypost.com/2026/04/02/us-…
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This is almost a fully happy client.
I normally subcontract finishes not that am not good at it but just to lay back and enjoy fruits of hardwork and mostly to support upcoming contractors.
If you people don’t trust me I wouldn’t grow to be where I am. Giving back 💯
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They don't call it The Cliff for Nothing.........Perched above the still waters of Lake Nakuru, this is where sunsets feel personal & every moment slows down just enough for you to breathe again.
If your next escape doesn't look like this... are you really resting?
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Your ancestors literally couldn't dream of this level of civilisation you troglodyte
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth
Back to the Stone Age.
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She’s looks kind and very professional ❤️
Dr Branice Munyasa@Branicemercy
Happy Easter holidays 🥳 Safari ya Lubao inaanza Saturday😊
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@carltonkitheka1 You talk so much for someone who hasn’t built anything.
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Poverty mentality is the limiting factor 😂
Don't even want to create generational wealth for their offspring, just want to be cooked for 😂😂
The Butcher@inglorious_bat
Cooking is the most ridiculous task/expectation in a long term relationship. I want y'all to dream higher about what a couple can really achieve together
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Yesterday we had an interesting convo in Paris with @NelsonHavi if we the young people don’t take over Parliament (plus all other elective seats at every level) in 2027 and 2032 (stretch). The thieving and fake elite that has done nothing but steal our past and mortgage our future will have enough time to hand the button to their kids who will continue the oppression and pilfering. We are talking about Mudavadi’s kids, Ruto’s kids, Raila’s kids, uhuru’s kids, Kalonzo’s kids, Gachagua’s and others, you know them!
Vive La Révolution!
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Those were dysfunctional marriages.
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁@ItsJeffreyJeff
Our grandfathers used to have 2 or more wives na alikua anawaeka kwa homestead moja but in different houses na haungewahi skia wamevurugana at any one point. Kwanza they used to treat the men vizuri sana! It was an abomination for him to step foot in the kitchen. Kazi ilikua tu kukaa chini ya miti bibi wakipambana kum-serve😂😂
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Kitambo nlikuwa nashangaa sana mtu anatoka aje na crocs kwa nyumba
I later realized the problem was because I was staying in Kinoo and I didn’t have a car
GIF
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haha! You will experience the love you think you deserve.
🍁RASTA MAN™🍁@ItsJeffreyJeff
1st one year in marriage maisha inakuanga tamu sana,but once mtoto wa kwanza/pili ameingia in the equation that's when things go south! Ata hauwezi pumua kwa nyumba in peace juu bibi atapata reason ya kukukosea heshima
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Check out what KSh 105 million buys. Kenya’s real estate is the biggest scam. Where else in Kenya can a house cost that much and generates KSh 7.8 million income in a year.
Tim@TimurNegru
Someone is selling a fully operational winery in Tuscany for €750k ($864k). 9 hectares (22 acres) of land in total. 3 established vineyard hectares, 1 of mature olive trees producing certified organic olive oil, and 5 of cultivated farmland. It already produces 9 wine labels and generates around €50k a year, selling locally only. The winery crafts 4 reds, 3 whites, 1 rosé and 1 passito. The fully equipped cellar and all the machinery are included, so it's a full business that's already running. Above the cellar there's a 3-bedroom apartment, so you live where you work. The property is 5 minutes from Saturnia, home to one of Tuscany's most famous thermal springs. I sent this to one of my clients the other day who's been looking for a project like this, but it's a bit too small for him. This is Tuscany by the way. One of the most famous wine regions on earth. Just wanted to make sure that landed. Curious how much something like this would cost in Napa?
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