Grace McKelvey

My mom got engaged at 18 and was married by 20. I asked her what it took for her to know she was ready and she said it was her summer trip to Germany. So ladies, if you ever want to know if you’re ready for commitment, FLEE THE DAMN COUNTRY.

THIS IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

OKC can enjoy their time in the sun, it doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. When judgement day comes, no one on this Thunder team will be granted an eternity in Gods kingdom.

Thunder fans chanting “refs you suck”

I HATE everything about the concept of Oklahoma City. Their team, their city, the dog shit state they are in, the people who live there. Really a stinky dirty stain on the planet

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

Successful hate watch

8 foot fall demi god recreating Steph Currys greatest career shots in the WCF

When someone mentions “Oklahoma City Thunder”

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” i saw 4 movies at the theater this week with AMC A-List

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

walking into May with my amc a-list renewed and a lineup of fire horror movies waiting for me

Robert E Lee on November 11, 1864

We get ethical hoops in the 2nd round

Me after ruining the vibe by bringing up the political state of the world

De'Aaron Fox choking vs the Nuggets on the last day of the season lead to the Spurs getting the hospitalized Wolves in round 2 ❤️

"who here can tell me the speed of light?" twelve kids raise their claws

Thank god Wolf Blizter is okay

30 yr old men who “can’t” be monogamous