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@thatstheglue immy the way i said he’s giving edward cullen

@geminihudcon this is giving me volturi twilight fever dream vibes and i'm dying laughing

in the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy spirit amen

shane really is the funniest guy around

@sunnyrozanov NO PLEASE ILL BE GOOD THIS TIME I SWEAR

@geminihudcon muting again #protectingmypeace

also oomf muted me because she didn’t like my minion memes. liberal liberal liberal

@sunnyrozanov hudson would like my minion memes

@geminihudcon well i did warn u

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

him and yuna would giggle and be like so true

i like to think ilya would love the facebook mum minion memes

everything she said 👏🏻

Glamour defends Hudson Williams’s #MetGala makeup, naming him the most on-theme guest of the night. “The discourse over Hudson Williams’s Met Gala makeup is precisely what makes it so on-theme. Art is inherently subjective and, at its best, provokes discussion. And at the 2026 Met Gala, it was a men’s makeup look that’s got us all talking. With that in mind, it seems Hudson Williams was the most on-theme guest of the night.” 🔗 glamour.com/story/in-defen…

rebranding because i keep getting confused seeing other people with my pp

A WIN FOR THE BICKERING AS FLIRTING NATION

if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it’s actually a bear type thinking

@sunsethollanov you’re not clocking in for your shift at the discourse factory today

logging back on this morning and there’s still so much going on yeah y’all got this covered i’m out for the day 🚶‍♀️

i want him to be my best friend but i also want to Fuck him.

you know i never worry about anything i say being leaked from a gc because i will stand by anything said in there 🫡

the concept of threatening to sue over screenshots in dms is hilarious to me

let’s bffr now