your neighborhood e-girl, milhouse van houten

My parent’s little man doesn’t get enough attention

@iShitInMyJNCOS Love Cher

Sit on your own damn face IM BUSY

@iShitInMyJNCOS I’d have to use the plunger fr. A fight to go down

Turns into a poop and flushes away

Fantastic lunch + free sticker from a nephew-in law

yay hit tweet. hope you all love our silly boy 💕

My parent’s little man doesn’t get enough attention

She’s not dead, just with my parents. How I miss having a silly orange dog

Need to get another Shiba so bad

@oileater3000 this is so crazy. are you in se Idaho? love the sequoia btw

my gas mileage is good because my tires are bald

うちの犬、たまたまついてきた八百屋で一目惚れしたっぽい

They don’t even let you buy a jeep if you have an IQ above 90

@kur0mi_catx3 People are just gross and lazy. I hatteeee littering

@kur0mi_catx3 Wdym you get littering 😭💔 put it in your pocket and throw it away when you have a trashcan. Or just hold onto it!! I walked 3 miles with someone else’s mud filled McDonald’s frappe cup I found in a creek while on a hike and put it in my car’s trash bag. Heck no.

@kur0mi_catx3 Stopping to pickup garbage I find in parking lots

@wiIdbuffet This isn’t funny, I do too. Or blow my nose 💔

i sneeze like my dad :/

@Tayyycat Is he a Manx? 🥺

He was an outdoor cat before I adopted him but he’s been an indoor cat since, now that he’s 19 I let him outside but only if I’m walking with him

Yayayaya thunderstorm resulted in a double rainbow 🥰💕

Looking at pictures of my kitties while I’m at work 💕🥰😻

🐾 AHHH! It’s Caturday, and we have another adorable baby animal update from the Greenville Zoo. Our ocelot kittens had their first exam and we’re excited to share that we have two healthy GIRLS. Both kittens are enjoying bonding time with their mom, Arieta.