Ashwin Sharma

@Lovely92698976 chicken momos Chicken chowmin

पोल्ट्री फार्म वाली गाड़ी मरे हुए मुर्गे डालने आई थी अक्ल के अंधे लोग मरे हुए मुर्गे उठा ले गए।

@GaundaPunjab Chalo Canada jaakar Hagte hain

I am at a loss for words…imagine dancing like this at citizenship ceremony. The lack of civic sense has no bounds and then doubling down by posting it on social media … 🫠🤷‍♂️🫣

@HarshitTambi5 @mshahi0024 Salute to you, friend

@mshahi0024 I want to adopt them. If you can connect plz do.

📍👋The nation is going through such a financial crisis that many families cannot even express it out of shame. Parents left their children at a railway station because they could not afford to give them a decent life. How can someone who abandoned his wife and poor mother ever understand this?

@Magicbullindia Ever heard of an illness called 'Fair World Syndrome' ?

Freedom from corruption and Implementation of equal opportunity, will be the foundation for 🇮🇳 that can lead & takeover the world. 0.01%

Always remember

I am genuinely surprised why more people in India aren’t talking about this openly. If you want clean drinking water, you have to buy a water purifier and then pay 18% GST on it. If you want clean air, buy an air purifier again, 18% GST. If you want 24×7 electricity, don’t rely on the grid buy an inverter. If you want quality education for your child, forget government schools, you have to go private, where fees run into lakhs. Government schools are not even a serious option for most middle-class families. If you want good healthcare, you go to a private hospital and once you step inside, your bank balance starts bleeding. Many families literally take loans to survive medical emergencies. Now leave all this aside. Even pure food is hard to get. Paneer is adulterated. Dal is artificially coloured. Street food? Nobody knows what’s being mixed dirty hands, sweat, sometimes worse. We just hope nothing happens. Try walking outside: • Footpaths barely exist. • Vehicles come from all directions. • People don’t follow lanes. • Potholes everywhere. One wrong step and: you might get hit by a vehicle, or you might fall and injure yourself And who takes responsibility? No one. Ask questions and suddenly you’re: • called deshdrohi • told to “go to Pakistan” Why should expectations from my own country be compared with Pakistan? When India plays cricket, do we compare ourselves with Kenya or Zimbabwe? No. We compare ourselves with Australia, England, big teams. Then why, as a country, shouldn’t we compare ourselves with: China, the USA, Japan, Australia other large economies? People say “India is Vishwaguru.” If that were true: • why are so many millionaires leaving India? • why are top celebrities and athletes settling abroad? • why do people with money still choose foreign education, healthcare, and passports? Loving your country doesn’t mean staying silent. Asking questions is not anti-national. Expecting clean air, safe roads, honest food, affordable healthcare, and quality education is not a crime. Patriotism is not blind worship. Patriotism is demanding better because we believe India deserves better. If this made you uncomfortable, maybe it needed to be said. Share it. Talk about it. Silence won’t fix anything.

Always overpay unless you are really poor. It creates a positive vibe with the people in your service. The auto fare is Rs 65. Pay Rs 100 and see the smile in the face of the driver. The daily gym pass is Rs 500. Pay Rs 600 and tell the gym bro that you are sponsoring his cup of coffee for the day. He will immediately be your friend and think highly of you. Gift books. Gift knowledge. Life is all about creating a good vibe that attracts people towards you. Never behave like a stingy worm who is trying to save pennies in every transaction.

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realise you've been roasted until 3 thoughts later

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Someone once asked me, Why is Krishna worshipped more than Rama ?? I said :: Because Rama stood for principles, while Krishna danced with life. Rama was perfection bound by rules, Krishna was wisdom flowing through chaos. The Hypocrite world doesn’t seek rigidity :: it seeks the one who understands its contradictions and accepts its flexibility of character & justify his actions through their irresponsible interpretation…. 0.01%

It is so easy to win Now a days, Everybody is always Tired, Everyone's eating junk food, Everyone's scrolling all day, Most of people around are stupid, Everyone's Distracted, Look at the completion around you, The bar is so low.... If you really wanted it that bad You'd already had it, You watching tweets of random people is a waste of time.... Instead of being the Consumer Be the Producer Of anything....... It's 2024 not 1900's There are opportunities on every street OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE... Get your tashreef out of bed, Take it day by day... Get to work... 0.01%

@memer_mitron Raashi >>>>> Gopi Vahu

She was a real baddie before the baddie word existed

कुछ बच्चे वक्त से पहले बड़े हो जाते है 🥺

@Dearme2_ Banks are Not your friend, Your Employer is not your friend, Your Colleagues are not your friend, Govt is not your friend, Your Relatives are not your friend, Your 90% friends are also not your friend, Only your Parents love you and only they want you to do good in life.

You don’t have to solve other people's problems for them. Do not be that guy who helps everyone but is never respected for his time and help because he helps everyone all the time - value comes from scarcity.

Son, The 3 most important aspects of a man's life are fitness, family, and finances. Everything else is secondary.

If you Trust The Government and the Judiciary You're trained well. Because education was never the goal of government, It's All just training in the name of education. And the Best part you're trained well enough to not understand this statement. 0.01%

A Tiger Wearing a Bell will Starve to Death…. 0.01%

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“I'll figure it out tomorrow” - the guy who never figured it out tomorrow