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@end3of6days9 Does she know her husband is gay? Also these people are both assholes. Poor cat.

A family thought their 13-year-old cat had passed away because they couldn't find it, so the family planned a full funeral with heart waffles and everything. They were all sitting there crying and sharing memories when they heard a noise… and realized the cat must have been in the garage the whole time. The cat actually ran in from the garage like she was fashionably late to her own service. The kids completely lost it. Moral of the story: Never hold a funeral for a pet until you’re 100% sure they’re gone. Has your pet ever surprised you like this?

Communists.

@CishetCaine @reddit_lies That's exactly the point when I stopped reading.

@reddit_lies "deglazes my anus" Nigga I'm going to be sick

Most hygienic Redditor

Pajeet owned smoke shop near my work went out of business. Only 85 other Jeet owned places left around here for kids to buy synthetic opiates and boner pills from.

So it was a lie to try and get free money by the husband. The teen wasn’t wearing ICE and MAGA stuff. Just an 250 years America shirt. He immediately opened a crowd funding and tried to label her as Hitler. What a nasty bastard.

@garyboomer58 Das ist ein Top-10-Shitposting-Account auf Twitter!

Kids like to hate on boomers but we literally won WW2 If not for us, you’d be speaking German right now You’re welcome

@surlydave_40 @discover_och WW2 museum. And it's honestly an amazing place. You can actually book a ride on a Higgins boat on Lake Ponchatrain.

@discover_och Higgins needs to be known outside WW2 junkies. I mean they put the Dday museum in NO for a reason. Not that I’ve been 🥲

The landing craft that put Americans ashore at Normandy, Sicily, North Africa, and every Pacific island assault was designed by Andrew Jackson Higgins of New Orleans, who had no engineering degree. His Higgins Industries built more than 23,000 LCVPs during the war from yellow pine, oak, and steel. Eisenhower said after the war, "Andrew Higgins is the man who won the war for us. If Higgins had not designed and built those LCVPs, the whole strategy of the war would have been different." There is a historical marker for him in Columbus, Nebraska where he was born. The marker can be found at the Andrew Jackson Higgins National Memorial

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

Give me a golf shirt with crosses, rifles, pistols, pancakes slathered in butter, steak with a pat of butter on it, apple pie (dotted with butter), and chocolate ice cream with a little butter, and I’ll wear it out.

@itsalexkay Stop it grandma

Caption this video in 3 words… 😜

@TheAtlantic @russellberman Thought they were opposed to cultural appropriation?

The Democratic manly man is back, @russellberman reports, with the party embracing masculinity as a campaign strategy. theatln.tc/hxYEVGbk 📸: Amy Lynn Powell for The Atlantic

@1TrophyWife1 South of the tracks probably.

How do I find black 𝕏? I have a question.

Taco Bell manager confident Cyclospora came from farmers market down the street.

@fifibooklover @PTElephant I'm gonna regret asking this but what's the point of breaking all the ribs?

@PTElephant I think he is having all his ribs broken, rather than his pelvis.

For anyone who wants to know, the surgeries that "widen the pelvis" Are basically smashing it into pieces and then reconstructing it with metal pieces in different places to force it into healing into a new shape It can severely impact your ability to walk, spinal health, posture, etc Doctors who do this should be prosecuted for violating their oaths

@japan_nobunaga Mississippi

Okay Americans, I need to say this out loud 🇺🇸 I've been watching you for years from Japan. You argue about everything. You celebrate everything. You help strangers like it's a sport. And somehow… it works. So yeah — you guys are actually incredible. I mean it. Drop your state if you're proud of where you're from 🙋

Good evening I hate niggers🥰

@gscottoliver thanks to you I now know: 1There's no apps for this site anymore 2 everyone can buy a blue check. I was wondering why so many verified accounts were on here 😂

@shairnn 18

bunu çözersen, matematik bilgin ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

Wouldn't it be funny if Americans just started showing up at Mexican hospitals to get treated with tax payer dollars while not contributing back Wouldn't that be funny

@Prisikelimas @Howlingmutant0 ELITE run there 😱

@Howlingmutant0 “Dad, what was it like living during howling mutant’s generational battered women run?”

Whenever someone tells me they have a sister I ask them “Be honest, you guys experimented with each other sexually?”, and let me just say a lot of these men doth protest too much if you catch my drift, I’ve almost got my ass beat several times, I will not stop