🧠 ` little ein͟s͟t͟e͟i͟n͟.͟

ᅠ 📓 ` 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 ? ᅠ

͏͏͏ mhm!! we moved here last month! ㅤ

who has two thumbs , blonde hair and just moved here from california? :D

⠀ “come on, it’s just a little—” he paused and held his breath as he felt his stomach summoning bubbling sounds, his eyes blinking erratically as he tried his best to keep a straight face. “w-whoa . . .” he huffed and wrapped an arm around his stomach, feeling the cramps at a high level. “m-my fucking stomach.” he groaned, a loud fart echoing through the rink. “oh my god . . .” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ “why not? i’m the biggest bottom after practice. ask any of the boys on the team.” a laugh spilled from his lips as gatorade dripped from the corners of his mouth, arms tugging at his padding to remove them from his shoulders with a huge sigh of relief. “oh, um . . . i wanted to apologize about ruining your friendship with luke. i know you respect him and i never meant to get in the middle of that.” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ “see, this is why i love you, dude. you’re always going above and beyond for people. we don’t deserve you.” he’d huff to catch his breath while ripping off his helmet, taking a few more sips from the bottle. “i could literally bend over for you right now.” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ awww, thanks, little einstein. ( he reaches out and grabs the gatorade from the younger male. ) ⠀ ⠀

i rolled up all my problems， and then i smoke about it.

woke up really fuckin’ horny.