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Dear @nbc, please mute your commentators. No one needs a minute by minute explanation of this opening ceremony performance. It is kind of ruining it

@JeffHorowitz12 I get AFC Bournemouth but who is the second?

In @tnyshouts: “I voted for Trump, so my adult kids got me this Ken Burns documentary on the Trump Administration as a birthday present, thinking I’d enjoy it. It made me sad.” nyer.cm/30o9A9g

@ttoommaa Oh yeah, this area has excellent trout. In fact, the Bonneville Cutthroat is the state fish

@ttoommaa Steven Sagal is one of my favorite authors!

@APrecourt can suck a lemon

@ttoommaa @JeffHorowitz12 As I've said before, I have very strong feelings about both.

Ota Productions’ mascot Oji-Nyan is a towering yellow cat with the pasty face of an old man. He loves to sing and dance for children.

Highlights: Atlanta United vs. New England Revolution | September 13, 2017 @ttoommaa youtube.com/watch?v=HoYrvu…

@ttoommaa Their goal keeper had a good game...

Anyone know if Samoa actually colonized Mexico?

@ttoommaa Yeah, I'm excited

Every one of Trump's associates is the same undercover detective in increasingly absurd disguises:

@ttoommaa It promised no addition.

@ttoommaa I call bullshit, that sounds an awful lot like yogurt PLUS xylitol!

@ttoommaa Damn, I meant to watch that game...

@ttoommaa Ha! What is that from?

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@ttoommaa Confuse me with sticks?