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@RBLFC96 @theJeremyVine The same way that beer tax is not used to build roads, vehicle tax is not used to build roads. Pub goers don’t shout at people drinking soft drinks because they are not paying beer tax.

@theJeremyVine No. You’re a cyclist who pays no road tax or insurance to be on the road and you have no way of detection if you go through a red light, as many of you do. So no, you have no right to complain.

Can I be cross about this? From this morning's ride.

@ianwalker @Strava How do you get that? Is it a setting. I can’s see it in mine.

@BucksCycle Did you pay your road tax?

Fuckwit of the day. Oh; for the record, I have a Garmin Varia on pulse mode, a bright tangerine softshell, and a helmet - also various reflective elements. Anything I've forgotten? youtu.be/iLFMoYnuFZc

@NicholasTyrone Not forgetting his country

David Cameron holding an In/Out referendum on the UK's membership of the European Union has to count as the greatest political blunder ever made by a politician. It destroyed his political career, his legacy and slowly but surely, his party.

@TimMcKenna01 Great pint

Happy days 🏉🍺👍

@lutherburrell Bold call. The Scots will be up for back to back Twickers wins. Just hope you’re right.

England to win 28 - 17….

@sjharley 👍🏻

@2wheelsnot4 The future is now the past 😱

@SarahAnnEgan Not enough

Dont BS me... how much sleep do you get per night?

@sophiasgaler Surely all countries get the ‘Spare’ reference from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Cedric Diggory being referred to as the spare by he who cannot be named.

These are what Spare's title translates to in all the languages it's been published in. English is the only language that has the 'heir and the spare' phrase, hence Portuguese resorting to 'what's left over'. Spanish did a far better job with en la sombra - in the shadows.

@LucyWoodslucy70 Or was he added to the first one?

Boris Johnson appears to have been removed from picture tweeted by Grant Shapps

@carlton1512 @Jontafkasi Obviously depends on your age. I started my childhood with 3 and ended with 5.

@carlton1512 @Jontafkasi And only 4 to choose from.

@Jontafkasi Don’t forget to take 10p with you in case you need to ring home in an emergency. Or Give 3 rings when you are ready to be picked up.

@pastormontmc Isn’t that the point. If not then I would peel and boil the potato.

Brexit means UK can do things it could not do in EU. Like stop fighting climate change. Allow unrestricted financial speculation and tax avoidance. Demolish worker and consumer protection. But nobody sane and ethical wants to do those things. So what's the point of Brexit?

@JerryMcKanzie @sjharley Not me.

@geoffallard @sjharley Geoff, I was just wondering if you are selling megane overe gumtree as trying to contact but not replay. If not you then sorry for bothering.

Shouting out if this is you today #JoinIn

@highfielder80 @torgey Or a Star Wars android

@torgey KC3 kinda sounds like an academic programme