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Kesho ni fans wa Arsenal pekee watasupport Chelsea, ata sisi mafans wa Chelsea tutakua Manchester city 😂😂

Arteta since winning Manager of the month: -lost the carabao cup final -knocked out of the FA Cup by a Championship club -lost at home to Bournemouth Beautiful😂😂😂

THE BOTTLE IS ON😂😂😂😂 youtube.com/live/kgDCR0RXH…

If this is the PL champions, they are one of the worst performing. Disgusting anti entertaining football.

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

LIVE: They are coming home. Watch as the Artemis II crew returns to Earth, splashing down at around 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11). twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

In Churo, Baringo County today, I heard our people speak about marginalization, insecurity and poverty. Their stories took me back to my own. I wore shorts for the first time after my circumcision rites. Shoes only came when I joined secondary school. Free education changed everything for me. It took me to the Chief Justice's chair. We will not deny the children of Churo that same door. That is why I am in this race.

Pov: Pan-African record deal

The foundation of the entire journey rests on Isaac Newton's idea. Objects do not need engines to keep moving. Once something is in motion, it stays in motion unless a force changes it. In space, that force is mostly gravity. A spacecraft does not fly the way an airplane does. It falls, it is always being pulled, mostly by Earth at first, then increasingly by the Moon, what keeps it from crashing is its speed. Moving fast enough sideways means it keeps missing the surface it is falling toward. That balance is what we call orbit. Gravity follows a rule that is simple in form but powerful in effect, every object pulls on every other object. The strength of that pull depends on size and distance. Earth pulls strongly because it is massive and close. The Moon pulls less, but as the spacecraft travels farther from Earth, that pull becomes more relevant. The Sun, far away but enormous, adds its own subtle influence. None of these forces are random. They can be measured and predicted. What makes the journey elegant is that it does not try to fight these forces, but uses them. Engineers design a path where gravity does most of the work. The spacecraft is sent toward the Moon at a precise speed and angle so that the Moon’s gravity bends its path. Done correctly, this creates what is known as a free-return trajectory. The spacecraft loops around the Moon and naturally falls back toward Earth. So even without major corrections, the physics itself guides it home. It's why a mission like Apollo 13, despite severe onboard failure, still had a path back. The route had been shaped by gravity from the start. Still, nothing in this system stands still and tracking everything at once would be overwhelming, so scientists change perspective depending on the moment. Sometimes they treat Earth as the center of the problem. At other times, they shift to the Moon’s point of view. This way of thinking, refined by Albert Einstein, allows complex motion to be broken into simpler pieces and instead of solving everything at once, they solve what matters in each frame. Now for returning to Earth, the spacecraft must enter the atmosphere at a narrow angle. Too steep, and the heat becomes destructive. Too shallow, and the spacecraft skips off the atmosphere and drifts away. Between those extremes lies a thin corridor where the atmosphere slows the spacecraft safely. This is calculated in advance, based on speed, angle, and how air behaves at extreme velocities. There is also a moment when all connection is lost. As the spacecraft passes behind the Moon, communication with Earth disappears completely, no signals get through and for a brief period, there is only silence. Yet the crew knows exactly where they are supposed to be. Every second of that path has been predicted before launch. If nothing has gone wrong, they will reappear on the other side, right on schedule. The universe, for all its motion, follows rules that can be trusted.

Your microwave exists because a guy felt a chocolate bar melting in his pocket. Penicillin, the drug behind an estimated 200 million saved lives, exists because someone forgot to wash a dish before going on vacation. That second one is worth the full story. In 1928, a Scottish biologist named Alexander Fleming left a small glass plate (the kind used to grow bacteria in labs) sitting uncovered on his bench. He took off for holiday. Came back. Some random mold had blown in through a window and landed on the plate, and it was killing every germ around it. He almost trashed the whole thing. Instead he looked closer, and that mold turned into the first antibiotic. Fleming being messy wasn't some freak one-off. Psychologist Kevin Dunbar spent years studying how scientists actually make breakthroughs, and his estimate is that 30% to 50% of all scientific discoveries have some element of accident baked in. A 2005 survey of over a thousand patent holders backed that up: half said they stumbled into their invention while working on something else entirely. Percy Spencer, an engineer at a defense company called Raytheon, was standing near radar equipment in the 1940s when he felt something warm in his pocket. The chocolate bar he'd brought for a snack was melting. Spencer grabbed a bag of popcorn kernels, held them near the radar, and watched them pop. Microwave oven. A German physicist named Wilhelm Röntgen was running experiments with glass tubes that shoot electrons in 1895 when he saw a screen across the room start glowing and couldn't explain why. He spent weeks locked in his lab trying to figure it out, eventually photographed his wife's hand bones using the mystery rays, and named them X-rays because he had zero idea what they were. Won the first Nobel Prize in Physics for a discovery he made by accident. The formal name for "fuck around and find out" is the scientific method. You take a guess, test it, see what happens. And the dirty secret of science is that most of the time, nothing useful happens. Nine out of every ten drugs that survive years of lab work and make it all the way to human testing still fail. Each one ate 10 to 15 years of work and roughly a billion dollars before hitting a dead end. A massive review that just wrapped up this year looked at 3,900 published studies across seven years and tried to redo them from scratch. They could only get the same results about half the time. Science is a career where you can fail nine times out of ten and still be considered good at your job. Pasteur said it 150 years ago: "Chance favors only the prepared mind." The fucking around is the job description. The finding out is the reward.

I am proud to be among the few or even the only one in africa who can execute such amazing tricks with this kind of precision. #kevinkiarie

"I have no regrets" 🗣️ Victor Wanyama reflects on his career after announcing his retirement ⚽️

My daughter is still missing. We are continuing with efforts to find her. #KOX #kenyansontwitter

It’s official: AFCON 2027 will be held from June 19 to July 18. Mark your calendars #AFCON2027

This morning in Kabarnet town, a little girl named Nancy Kapanat flagged down our convoy. We stopped. She walked up and handed me a portrait that she and her friends had made together. A portrait of their President. I was speechless. If you ever wonder why I am in this race, look at Nancy's face. Look at what these children believe is still possible for Kenya. Their faith is not a burden I carry lightly. It is the very reason I will not stop. The work to Reset, Restore and Rebuild this country has never felt more urgent, or more real, than it did at that moment on a roadside in Kabarnet. Ukombozi is not a slogan. For Nancy and her generation, it is the only acceptable future. #UkatibaCaravan #UkatibaNdioTiba #MaragaMashinani @ugmparty

The earth and the hidden side of the moon. This is a really cool AR by @FoxarFR

Artemis II mission route in 3D

Whoever came up with KPLC's standard operating procedure was pure evil. You go to Kenya Power and tell them you want them to supply power; they make you buy the post, wire, and meter. They then tell you that those things you just bought are now the property of Kenya Power. They then charge you a fee to come and connect you to the grid. Then they make you wait for months. When you think they're done, just like major, they hit you with another banger: they randomly switch off power and don't shout at them. It must be nice 😊.

Kama kuna kitu ilisinya pale 2024,during finance bill,it's when we kenyans begged our mps to vote no, we even sent them text messeges requesting them to vote no, but they ignored us and voted yes..my mp alienda to an extent ya kuongea in the local radio, akasema genz ni wazimu.

Leaving for Airport, I had to use Matatu, I had very little left for spending, I couldn't afford uber. For a flight leaving at 3am, I left at 10pm and arrived very early, because otherwise I wouldn't find a matatu to the airport at 2am. Regardless, We Won!