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2023 was the hottest year in 125,000 years, or the hottest since the Flood, if that helps bring the creationists into action. #GlobalWarming

#HurricaneHilary is about to hit California. Trump responded by demanding a hurricane be named after him before hitting Florida.

Airbnb increases tourism. The demand for labor to staff tourist spots goes up. More laborers need long-term rental housing in the area. All the local long-term housing has been converted to–you guessed it–Airbnbs. That's a pickle. wired.trib.al/geQxVfy

CorningWare was originally used in the ballistic missile program as a heat-resistant material for nose cones.

Study finds that "(L)ibertarianism was associated with both opposition to women's right to an abortion and support for men's right to withdraw financial support for a child when women refuse to terminate the pregnancy." What the actual FUCK, #Libertarians ?

@hemantmehta No atheist is gonna vote for a werewolf.

I've never seen this many atheists in my timeline rooting for a reverend. #GArunoff

Handel’s “All We Like Sheep” is not very ontologically uplifting, but it is a damn fine tune. #Christmas

The meeting of all American scientists to clean up our air and water, is in Michigan Stadium on Saturday at 3pm. Remember, secrecy is key, we wouldn’t want the #gop to find out. #ClimateCrisis

@stevesilberman Both firearms on Elon’s side table appear to be fake. Which is kind of On Brand for him, isn’t it?

This is, of course, disgusting, foolish, and grotesque, but what most people won't notice is the unfamiliar object on the far left, a vajra - a ritual object used in Vajrayana Buddhism to symbolize "diamond" indestructibility and in Hinduism as a powerful weapon.

NATO has FIVE aircraft carriers in the Atlantic and Mediterranean right now. French Charles De Gaulle (R-91), the Italian ITS Cavour (CVH-550), the UK Royal Navy’s HMS Queen Elizabeth (R08), and the United States Navy’s USS George H.W. Bush and USS Gerald R. Ford. Holy shit.

This did not age well. LOL.

@LauraHesser OMG please tell her to avoid PUC and La Sierra. LOL. If you want to set up a call with her and I, I am happy to give her lots of calming thoughts on how my company hires chemists all the time and some of the cool stuff chemists are doing nowadays.

@LauraHesser I can assure you, if she gets a job in chem or biochem she will do JUST FINE. Those degrees are useful to a lot of industries including environmental consulting, medical, and analytical labs. Biochem I think is literally the future.

@Slamsen 🎶🎶 Borelogs roasting roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose…. #toosoon?

@geologist Only sacrifice needed is roasting the borelog

@Slamsen I only require a small sacrifice to be fed TO the animals. 🤣

@geologist I feel like I should offer a small animal sacrifice to the person with the "geologist" handle

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@LauraHesser That’s insane!

@GreatDismal called it. animals.howstuffworks.com/extinct-animal…