The lady at the Mexican bakery that opens at 5am who tells me she loves me every morning I come in after I close the bar will hold a closer spot in my heart than any of these hoes
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reef jerky
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@raviolifreak Thought this was a puddle but it’s an oil stain and it’s been in the liquor store parking lot by my house for weeks lmao
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guy who always falls asleep every time you put on a movie: Let’s pick one that’s three hours long
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Been obsessed with doing weird stuff to irritate my boss lately. Like I been closing the bar without a shirt on for no reason and he hates it so much lmfao
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two things diddy did besides BIG that stand the test of time. that led zeppelin godzilla song sucked ass.
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love seeing Fred Gall still getting tricks at Afro banks in 2026
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My buddy Josh text me a random date in May and I responded “?” That was 3 days ago he still hasn’t responded. Love that
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There is quite literally no place on earth like the LCA
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The joy of Catholic nuns captured at a Detroit Red Wings game... I love when the attendees collectively boo the next photo because they liked the one it was on 😂 👏
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How I feel after having focaccia and olive oil for lunch
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Man them dumb fuckin glass gravity bongs piss me off. Is nothing sacred? That should be a flower pot, a 2 liter of Faygo, and some tin foil
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If you don’t gotta get buzzed into the cash only dive we goin to do not invite me
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Guy in the liquor store parking lot that I can hear from my porch “TOP NOTCH ZA TOP NOTCH ZA DIFFERENT FLAVORS 3.5s” streets ain’t dead
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New follower bio “I’m so lonely, DM me so we can change that” HAH sorry not falling for that one again tuts
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